Color Printer's E-mails/Medicine

Summary

Color Printer is attacked by spam e-mails about Medicine.

Cast: Color Printer

Transcript

Color Printer: The e-mail is coming! The e-mail is coming!

Deew Colow Pwintow,
Hemmerhhoids givin' you a
problem? Try Preparation H.
(The "H" stands for "Homestar")

Sincerely,
Homestar

Color Printer: It's here! {reads e-mail, clicks reply starts typing} Well, Homestar, I have no idea of Hemmerhhoids are. And I've never heard of Preparation Homestar. But I have heard of DELETED! {clicks deleted button, DELETED! screen comes up} {imatating Delete noise} BRAAAAAAMP! Okay, next e-mail.

Color Printer,
Buy our freakin' medicine.
Bob Thumb

Color Printer: {typing} Well, you see, I don't need any medicine, but I think you need a good DELETING! {DELETED!} BRAAAAAAMP! Next!

This is not a hoax. Free medicine!

Color Printer: Wow! Free medicine! I can't believe it's not DELETED! {DELETED!} BRAAAAAAAAAAMP! Well, that was a total bust. Next time, please, for the love of e-mail, don't sent me spam.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

None.

Fun Facts

• Bob Thumb is a reference to Tom Thumb, a grocery store.
• "I can't believe it's not DELETED" is a reference to "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter".