Color Printer's E-mails/Dark Printer

Summary

To make a long story short, Dark Printer comes and destroys the SC 10000.

Cast: Color Printer, Dark Printer (unseen, but shadow is shown in easter egg)

Transcript

Color Printer: Note to self: Never sell copyrighted material.

Dearest Color Printer,
It is I, Dark Printer. Have a Dark Dagger
of Death. Hope something bad happens to
you!!
Melting all da plastic,
--DARK PRINTORXZZ

{Color Printer says "Dash-dash-Dark-Printor-ex-z-z" instead of "--DARK PRINTORXZZ"}

Color Printer: {starts typing} Oh no! It's Dark Printer! With a Dark Dagger of Death! No wait, I have that. Hope something bad happens to me? What does that mean?

{the lights turn off all of sudden}

Color Printer: {unseen, not typing} GAH!

{We hear the sounds of objects crashing. There is a mischevious laugh, and then the sound of someone putting some stuff in a bag.}

Color Printer: Who's there?

{We hear some more sounds. The lights come back on. CP is holding a dagger and the SC 10000 is gone.}

Color Printer: Back off! I have a Dark Dagger of Death!

{Zoom out to see that no one is there.}

Color Printer: Oh. {turns to computer, "pretends" to type but nothing is there} Well, that was unex-Wha?!? Someone ran off with my computer! Was it...Dark Printer?!? NOoooooooooooo-{starts coughing}-ooooooooo! Um....sniff...Preeeeow. Eh, Preeeeeow. Preeeeow? Oh, great! They made off with my printer!

{Color Printer gets up. Cut to a fax machine. The Paper comes out fia fax.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the power button on the fax machine to see Dark Printer's shadow go by. Then he'll laugh again.

Fun Facts

• The intro is a reference to the previous e-mail.
• Dark Printer was actually going to be a character I would create, but thatkidsam did that for me.