TheDenzel's Interview Show/Original Homestar Tiger

TheDenzel's Interview With Homestar Tiger

THEDENZEL: Hello, everyone. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. This time, we'll be interviewing a good friend of mine, HomestarTiger. Welcome to the show, Tiger.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Thank you, TheDenzel.

THEDENZEL: Okay, let's first off, let's talk about your image. {Looks at picture} A Homestar Tiger. Pretty basic when you think about it. How did you think of it for a user name?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Isn't it obvious? I was a basic boy named Brody, and I-

THEDENZEL: Brody?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Yes, Brody.

THEDENZEL: You mean to tell me, that you're the giant chicken man?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Ehhhh, no. I am a normal 11-year old autistic boy. Well, I wanted to join the wiki. So I thought of things that I liked. I thought of Homestar to begin, and then, I remembered I liked tigers, and Homestar tiger was born.

THEDENZEL: Soooo, you're not a giant chicken. You're a tiger? Anyway, is this the first place you've ever said your real name?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Nada. I went crazy in one of the Stinkoman 20X6: Reloaded talk pages. My gone friend Homfrog liked that my name was Brody.

THEDENZEL: Brody is a pretty cool name. My name is boring, it's None Of Your Business. Anyway, you seem to be a pretty big fan of Grundy. You know, like in Other Character Email Grundy and A Grundy in the kitchen. What's up with that?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Well, when I was a deep Homestar fan, I played 20X6 often. I ran by the Grundies often. I liked them. They seemed so sturdy. And I liked Grundy in Jaro Emails. And I liked them. Also, I always jump over Grundies in the game, since I do not want to kill them.

THEDENZEL: Why? What's so special about Grundys?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Do not question. I do not know...

THEDENZEL: Um. I already did question... Anyway, what's up with Grundy Emails? Is it really canceled?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Nope! It was to make GrilledCheese mad. MUHAHAHA!

THEDENZEL: What? How would that make GrilledCheese mad? And why would you want to make GrilledCheese mad?

HOMESTAR TIGER: I was just goofing off.

THEDENZEL: Okay then, let's move on to another one of your fanstuffs. Um, let's see. {Searches Wiki} Ah! Here we are. Growlpoints. It seems to be pretty popular. 16 users, counting yourself, are on it. What do you think is making it so popular?

HOMESTAR TIGER: The many ways to get points. Anyways, have we forgotten I have FOUR DIFFRENT SPRITES?

THEDENZEL: What?

HOMESTAR TIGER: I have four... wait, five, sprites from diffrent people.

THEDENZEL: This makes you angry because?

HOMESTAR TIGER: I'm not angry, I'm just saying.

THEDENZEL: Well, that'd probably be a record. Which one of those sprites is your favorites?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Hmmm... Probably yours.

THEDENZEL: {smiles. A sparkle comes from his teeth} Well, I'm glad to hear that. Okay, moving on. Let's talk about your advice thing. When did you decide to start it up?

HOMESTAR TIGER: March 19, 2007. I was good with advice to my life friends, so I decided to help the wiki.

THEDENZEL: Wow! Very precise! With your text adventure, 1-Up's Long Weekend, you seem to enjoy pushing your awards off cliffs. Any reason for this?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Mean awards. Like The best fanstuff ever.

THEDENZEL: How are those mean?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Err, bad. They break rules have no image. Next question.

THEDENZEL: Well, we're just about outta time, but just one more question. Where'd you get the idea for the marshmallows and meat thing on Homestar tiger glory award?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Tigers like meat and Homestar likes marshmallows.

THEDENZEL: Well, I guess it makes sense. Now, before we go, anything you'd like to say to the audience?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Grundy emails is NOT canceled, peoples!

THEDENZEL: That's good. Well, it's been nice having you on the show, Tiger. {shakes his hand... or paw} Thanks for being such a fun interview. And to everyone else, thanks for watching TheDenzel's Interview Show. Goodbye for now!

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