TheDenzel's Interview Show/Killgore

Summary

TheDenzel interviews Killgore

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Our next guest is someone I've never even heard of. Please welcome, Killgore!

KILLGORE: KILL

{Killgore expands his chainsaw arm and cuts TheDenzel's desk into many bits}

KILLGORE: KILLGORE DISLIKES DENZEL

THEDENZEL: Oooh. And why is that?

{Killgore explodes, sending shrapnel into the studio audience.}

THEDENZEL: Did... did he die?

{Silence}

THEDENZEL: Well folks. I guess we learned a lot today. I know I have. It's times like this that we realize just how fragile our lives can be, and how quickly those we love can be taken from us.

...or how I should never interview someone who hates all humans....

...goodnight.

{fade out}

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