Ethan & Dolan/Lemon

Summary

Ethan interviews a lemon

Transcript

ETHAN: -So the producers thought it'd be a good idea to give me an interview alone. But they decided to give me an easy guest. So that's why I gotta interview this Lemon guy. Where is he anyway?

{Lemon walks in and sits down}

LEMON: AHAHAHA REMEMBER ME I WAS FROM THAT CANCELED EPISODE

ETHAN: No. No one remembers what wasn't canon. What's your deal?

LEMON: My deal is that your ugly.

{Laugh track}

ETHAN: {showing restraint} The producer says I'm not allowed to attack people on the show anymore. Please move along. What is your deal?

LEMON: I HAVE NO DAMN DEALS OKAY

ETHAN: You doin' drugs or something?

LEMON: Yes. Want some?

ETHAN: ...meet me out back later. So what are you here for?

LEMON: ...I'M HEAR TO FIGHT {Jumps up and puts up his dukes}

ETHAN: {serious restraint} I'm not joking. I cannot attack anyone anymore. Stop with that.

LEMON: KAY KAY DAWG. I COOL, I COOL.

ETHAN: Uhhhh. So.... what's up?

LEMON: Well, I'm working on a new "Xbox Portable" with Microsoft. It comes with Half Life Portable and Halo 4, the new portable Halo.

ETHAN: Oh, so you're starting another series of crappy games that are all essentially the same thing?

LEMON: Yes! How good is that?

ETHAN: ...Awful. Just awful. Is there anything worthwhile that you've been working on?

LEMON: Well, I've also been working on an Ethan and Dolan version of a Volkswagen New Bug.

ETHAN: You just won't quit will you?

LEMON: No.

{laugh track}

ETHAN: {startled} What the- what was that?