(even if you aren't vegan)
Wiki User Presidential Elections/tvads
Specially paid-for ads!
Nebs
1
{Some random guy goes up to his postbox and takes out a ballot paper with Nebs' name in big letters and a tick next to it.}
RANDOM GUY 1: Oh, what a surprise!
{Cut to someone else who's done the exact same thing.}
RANDOM GUY 2: Oh goodness gracious me!
{Cut to an escaped prisoner who is being handed a ballot paper by a Nebs supporter(yays!).}
VOICEOVER: Now you can too be surprised by this dazzling new candidate!
{Zoom in on the ballot paper.}
VOICEOVER: Vote for Nebs!
{A tick appears next to Nebs on the ballot paper.}
2
{Nebs walks up to the screen.}
NEBS: Hey guys, nice to meet you all. I promise you, if you vote for me, there'll be KFC in every pot! {mumbles quietly to himself as the shot fades away} Or was it cake? I never could remember...strawberry?
