The Office/Homfrog

{Homfrog walks in and sits down in the chair. He begins humming the Swedish Chef theme song and twiddling his thumbs.}

{Stan walks in.}

STAN: Hello, Mr. Homfrog. Sit down.

{Stan flashes his award-winning smile, three years running.}

HOMFROG: Hello, Mr. Stan. I'm applying for this job for three reasons: One, whatever money I can get, which doesn't need to be much; two, a chance at office interactions; and three, many of my friends have joined this company and recommended it to me.

STAN: Ah, yes, right. So, what position do you want?

HOMFROG: I would like a job in Tech Support.