(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Conchris/Random Stuff/trans1
Summary
This is what happens when I get bored and decide to write a rather crappy transcript for my attempts at random humour.
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Transcript
{Open to Conchris' House - Main Hall}
CONCHRIS: Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?
CRUROAR: NO! Of course not! Besides, it's not like something really bad is going to happen!
{The scene suddenly shifts to a city}
CONCHRIS: What the hell?
{CD-I Link suddenly shows up}
CD-I LINK: Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some spaghetti!
{CD-I Link suddenly explodes, revealing Weegee}
CONCHRIS: How'd you get here?
WEEGEE: ...
{Weegee suddenly turns into 
and flies off}
CONCHRIS: IS THE WRITER INSANE?!
{Cut to the writer's desk}
ANGEL: It didn't have Forest in it!
DEVIL: Quick! Spam more zeroes!
{The writer quickly writes down several zeroes, cut back to the city, the buildings are filled with zeroes}
CONCHRIS: Seriously, this better stop right now...
{The screen fades to black}
THE SUFFERING WILL CONTINUE
CONCHRIS: Aww crap!
