Records Of Bell/Records/30.5

Summary

The Skullbuggies leave to go live with their family in Decentville.

Cast: Im a bell, Sarah, Tracy, Don Skull/Number Four, Daigo/Number Five,

Places: Bell's Mailbox, Mature Bling's Living Room,

Insult: Raikus

Credit Joke: Skullbuggy

Episode Information: S01-Never Throw Out A Live Hermit Crab

{open to Bell standing beside his mailbox looking at his mail. He holds up a letter}

IM A BELL: "Skullivan D. Buggy"? What does he want with me? {rips open the letter, reads it. His eyes bulge}

{cue opening theme. Cut to MB's living room. Everyone except Bell is there. Soon, he busts into the room, crying}

SARAH: Jesus, what's wrong with you?!

IM A BELL:{crying heavily} D-Do-D-Don-Don Sk-Don-D-Don Sku-

TRACY: GET ON WITH IT!

IM A BELL: D-DON SKULL AND DAIGO ARE LEAVING!

EVERYONE BUT BELL: WHAT?!!

IM A BELL: Y-yeah. S-Skullbuggy sent us a letter saying he's taking them back.

MATURE BLING: I can't believe it...

DON SKULL: Neither can I!

DAIGO: I can.

SARAH: ...So, I guess that means you two are Number Four and Number Five now, eh?

DON SKULL/NUMBER FOUR: I suppose so.

SARAH: Hmm...

NUMBER FOUR: Well, we better get packing. It's a LOOOONG way to Decentville.

IM A BELL: Here, I'll help you.

NUMBER FOUR: Alright.

{Number Four, Bell, and Number Five walk offscreen}

TRACY: ...I guess I'll help N-

NUMBER FIVE:{offscreem} I DON'T NEED ANY DAMN HELP.

TRACY: ...Oookay...

{cut to outside MB's home. Number Four and Number Five are getting in a taxi. Everyone else are standing beside them, crying}

IM A BELL: Well, g-goodbye guys.

TRACY: Will we ever see you again?

NUMBER FOUR: Sure-

NUMBER FIVE: NO.

{Number Five slams the taxi door shut and it drives off. Pause for a few seconds of crying. A plane flies overhead}

IM A BELL: ...If anyone asks, let's say they died in an accident that cannot be mentioned.

TRACY: Agreed.

{cue credits, except they have been replaced by the credits from that one Futurama episode. You know the one.}