RiffText/RiffText/Adventures of Yobnaf/India

You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

LIGHTNING GUY: Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat.

BLUEBRY: Not really.

Are you saying we're going to travel through meat?

BLUEBRY: That's not what that means.
SKULLB: I would make a "meat travel" joke but I'm much too sophisticated for that.

That's sick! Don't you care about the vegetarian players?

BLUEBRY: Well, considering that a deli is a restaurant, I don't think they would care.
SKULLB: yo mang bros before hos

BOSS: Tnahpele

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?

SKULLB: Because we all know how elephants... "water"?

UNLOCKED POWER: Peanut Burp

LIGHTNING GUY: HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.

BLUEBRY: Dude, he suffers from peanut burps. Just be cool about it, man.

Cutscene

{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}

LIGHTNING GUY: Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day".

BLUEBRY: When I read this in my head I thought of a 40 year old guy trying to connect with the kids.

I thought so. What's it about?

BLUEBRY: It's probably about when he comes around.

Ways to travel other than by car?

CHWOKA: Oh, I know! It's all about when she comes around the mountain!

YOBNAF: So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

LIGHTNING GUY: How do those things come together at all?

CHWOKA: Do they need to?

{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}

YOBNAF: I knew this was going to happen.

LIGHTNING GUY: Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.

BLUEBRY: There was a pun in that?
SKULLB: hell if i know