(even if you aren't vegan)
Pirates!/portside
Portside Town
Welcome, all you travellers, to Portside! Home of the finest, most watered-down grog in all of Guzzlegrog county! If you're one of... those types... you can head to the Keelhaul Club to converse with all sorts of shady types. Of course, if you just want to stay a night, go over to the Starboard Inn. We advise that a bit more.
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The seaside town exhibits an aura of hospitality, as well as the stench of adventure. And what a stench it is.
HOMESTARRA: Mmmm. Nice day.
MALOA: {walks in} Hey, homestar tiger! Whats with the rediculous get-u- {sniffs} Did a school of fish die beneath the dock?
HOMESTAR TIGER: Huh? What? No.
MALOA: Then where's that smell coming from?
PASSERBY: That's just the pub! Those pirates sure stink!
MALOA: Pirates? I was going to the grocery store!
{Suddenly, another passerby bumps into Maloa. He falls down, dropping his barrel of grog. It spills all over the boardwalk.}
????: HEY! What the hell are you thinking, kid? Get back home before you hurt yourself!
MALOA: Fine. {takes one step. he begins slipping on the spilled grog} Woah... whoa.... wooaAAHG! {falls backwards, slides across the dock, right into the water}
????: Hah. Little bugger deserved it.
{The strange man walks over to the pub.}
NINJA POM POM: Hey, guys! {looks at Maola} Who did that?!?
