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Records Of Bell/Records/27
Summary
The cast adopt a Chao.
Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, Daigo, Don Skull, Sarah,
Places: 8-Bit House,
Insult: tarballs
Credit Joke: Obviously Definitely Maybe Not You
Episode Information: 503-Make Sure You Know A Pet's Gender, Or Else You Might End Up With a Pregnant "Male"
Transcript
{open to the house. Tracy and MB are there}
TRACY: Mmm, boy, my lips are gettin' heavy.
MATURE BLING: I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
TRACY: I'm not.
MATURE BLING: How do I know anything you've said to me is-
TRACY: You don't.
{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Now everyone is there except for Bell. Pause 5 seconds}
DAIGO:{is standing by the door} ...Hey, guys, wanna go-
{Bell slams open the door, smashing Daigo into the wall behind it}
IM A BELL: HEYGUYSGUESSWHATWEGOTACHAO.
SARAH: ...What?
IM A BELL: A Chao. We got one.
TRACY: Really? How?
IM A BELL: The new Chao reserve is opening and we won a free Chao.
MATURE BLING: ...Why?
IM A BELL: I helped build it.
DON SKULL: ...Huh.
IM A BELL: ...Hey, where's Dai-
{a skullbeam burst from the door, just missing Bell. Daigo steps through the hole}
DAIGO: Right here. {charges another skullbeam, fires it at Bell, vaporizing his head}
{A Bell clone appears and eats the Bell body}
DAIGO: ...AAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
IM A BELL: Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?
DAIGO: ...WHY DID I AGREE TO STAY HERE?!
IM A BELL: WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE WHIP?
DAIGO: I'M SORRY!
{cut to a building with a sign reading "CHAO RESERVE". There is a smaller sign under it reading "FORMERLY SLÖTTERHAUS BEEF FACTORY". Cut to the inside of said building. Bell and co walk in. A man that looks similar to the Warden from Superjail! walks up to them}
IM A BELL: Hi, we're here for a Chao.
MAN: Excellent. Follow me.
{cut to behind the building. There is a field with various Chao running about. The man, Bell, and the rest walk in}
MAN: Well, choose whatever Chao you'd like. Ciao! ...That was rather ironic. {walks off}
IM A BELL: Hmm...
{cut to somewhere amongst the Chao. Kyubii is there, looking at the Chao}
IM A BELL: Oh, hey, Kyubii.
KYUBII:{turns around, sees Bell} Hi, Be-{notices Sarah} Hmm... Do I know you?
SARAH: Huh? Maybe. The name Kyubii DOES sound familiar. Well, my name's Sarah.
KYUBII: Sarah? Sarah MCALLISTER?
SARAH: Yeah, that WAS my name...
KYUBII: I met you before! Under an assumed name. It was NINJA FOX, ULTIMATE NINJA HERO!!!
MAN THAT LOOKED LIKE THE WARDEN: SHUT UP!
KYUBII: SORRY!!!
SARAH: Ninja Fox? Hmm... Yes I remember you. From the past. About seven or eight hundred years ago.
IM A BELL: Wh-YOU SAID YOU WERE 27!
SARAH: I am. I traveled to the future, after a man that looked a bit like Tracy gave me a piece of paper with this time on it.
IM A BELL: ...The ONE time that timeline-warping asshole does something GOOD for me, I don't find out about it until MONTHS after it takes effect.
KYUBII: Wait, Sarah, when I met you, you had orange hair! And blue eyes!
SARAH: No, I was dying my hair and wearing tinted contact lenses. My father wouldn't have an albino daughter!
KYUBII: ...Huh.
TO BE FINISHED LATER!!!!!