Conshow/25

Summary

Goodbye to Wikity?!

Transcript

{Open to The Streets}

CONCHRIS: So you see, you know, about my fridge. It wasn't working, so I went through all the trouble looking for the problem. And then Cruroar asks me why it was off, so I told him, "Sure! Let me plug it in" and so I did. And, get this, it worked. You're listening to me right, Streets? {pause} Nobody's listening to me...

{Cut to Conchris' House - Living Room, Cruroar and Forest is staring out the window}

CRUROAR: Geez, he's gone crazy.

FOREST: Maybe it's because of the stupidity of this house is most certainly not and never will be 9000. Also, your new hair colour makes you look stupid!

CRUROAR: Hey! I only coloured it green!

FOREST: Because you wanted to fit with your 'girlfriend'!

CRUROAR: Stop going on about that! We're not!

FOREST: The first step of a relationship is denial!

CRUROAR: GRR! {storms off}

FOREST: Once again, I am the queen of comebacks!

{Conchris suddenly pops in}

CONCHRIS: And you're the queen of dumb! Look at you!

FOREST: {looks outside and back at Conchris} What the? But you were outside!

CONCHRIS: Yeah, I have ninja-like powers.

FOREST: Start the show already!

{Cut to the writer's desk}

WRITER: FINE!

{Cue introduction}

{Open to the Mayor's Office}

MAYOR: There needs to be a law on idiocity... Oh wait! I can just MAKE one! {pushes a button on the intercom} Men, I have a new law to implement!

{Cut to Conchris' House - Main Hall, Chrionroar is throwing random furniture around}

CONCHRIS: Chrionroar! Cut that out!

FOREST: It will be no use. He is an idiot set in his ways.

CONCHRIS: You're no help!

CRUROAR: Well, do you have any bright suggestions?

CONCHRIS: Lemme think... NO!

{The door suddenly opens to reveal a man in a black suit}

MAN: I'm sorry sir, but you are found to be breaking the law.

CRUROAR: What law?

{A crashing noise is heard}

MAN: That.

CRUROAR: You mean, Chrionroar going crazy?

MAN: We don't like idiocity in this city. Now you are hereby exiled from this city.

CONCHRIS: You can't throw us out of the city!

{Cut to Wikity's borders}

CONCHRIS: I can't believe they threw us out!

CRUROAR: Now what?

CONCHRIS: We go on an epic groove get backing adventure with several cameos from several other stuff.

{Pause}

CRUROAR: That's stupid. How about we find a new place to live?

CIEEIA: That's easy enough. I think I remember a house being sold near the lairs on the hill.

CRUROAR: Only villains are allowed to live there!

CIEEIA: Disguises?

CONCHRIS: That's a great idea! We'll get some disguises!

{Cut to a road-side disguise store, Conchris is wearing a monocle and a top-hat, Cruroar has a baseball cap with clothing that has spiky shoulder pads, Cieeia is wearing a suit and Chrionroar is a dispenser.}

CONCHRIS: We need new names for ourselves as well, you know!

CIEEIA: Do you think "Eieiaxc" will do you any favours?

CONCHRIS: No. That's the worst name I have ever seen, your name is Aieeic. My name is Fancy Top Hat Guy.

CRUROAR: And I am?

CONCHRIS: Steve.

CRUROAR: Steve?

CONCHRIS: Yes, most evil villains have their real names be Steve you know!

CRUROAR: Whatever...

FOREST: I shall keep my identity because I am not identified as good.

CHRIONROAR: I'M DISPENSER MAN!

CONCHRIS: Good for you. Now, let's go!

{Cut to a House on the hill, a demon is reading a board}

DEMON #2382: So, you want this house?

FANCY TOP HAT GUY: Yes, because we need a place to live.

STEVE: Yeah!

FOREST: I need a place to live to throw pennies down at the penniless!

DEMON #2382: Okay, you're not one of them, so, here's your deed. {hands Conchris the deed} See ya. {runs off}

CONCHRIS: That was easier than I thought!

CRUROAR: Well... What do we do now?

CONCHRIS: Well...

{Time pauses}

NARRATOR: What will Conchris and company do with the house? Will they ever get back into Wikity? Why is Chrionroar disguised as a dispenser? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

{Record scratch}

CONCHRIS: I thought it was Conshow!

NARRATOR: Shut up!

{Cue credits}

{Black Screen: "To be continued"}