Conshow/68

Summary

Chrionroar sends Conchris and his arch-nemesis Clark on a mission to- CHKZZ -We interrupt this broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different

INTRO GAG: There is none.

Transcript

{Open to Chrionroar's house, Conchris, Clark and Chrionroar are standing around a table with a map}

CONCHRIS: So, let me get this straight, Clark, you went and moved the Sanity Shifter all the way into the Ameotian Jungle?

CLARK: Yep. Nobody wanted the parts so I did the next best thing.

CHRIONROAR: N'yes. And this machine is my ticket to returning to the show. I miss being less smarter than I was, truly. The nuclear explosion from episode 60 changed me for the worse.

CONCHRIS: Well, okay... we'll go get your... thing.

CHRIONROAR: Goodie! I'll have Alpha-Fred see you out, take care!

{Alpha-Fred rolls on in and starts escorting Conchris and Clark out}

CLARK: Why do I get the feeling that this isn't a good idea?

CONCHRIS: It's just your nerves. Now, let's go... on an ADVENTURE! {jumps out a nearby window}

{Beat}

CLARK: {to Alpha-Fred} Does he know that we're on the fourth floor?

ALPHA-FRED-001: Not entirely sir.

{A dull thud can be heard, followed by Conchris yelling out an ouch}

CLARK: Guess not.

CONCHRIS: {faintly} I guess I misjudged...

{Intro, part way into the intro, white noise begins to intrude upon the screen before covering it completely. After a few seconds of pure white noise, the noise dissipates to reveal a new screen reading}

We interrupt this broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different...

SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE MAYBE