Zarel Emails/44

Zarel E-Mail #44

Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by ProhibitTheBastard.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, Pter

Places: The Roomy-Vac,

Transcript

ZAREL: There was this one time, an email walked up to me, and then I slapped it in the face.

subj: hi

Dear Zarel,

YO ZAREL! I HAVE A BETTER EMAIL SHOW THAN YOU!
You suck! Let's brawl!

MEET ME AT 6TH STREET, BARRY BIRD!
p.s. what is your favorite well iunno video game genre

{Zarel shouts every bit in caps, and says "Meet me at 6th street, Barry Bird" as if he's saying it to someone, and ignores the postscript bit}

ZAREL: {typing} Woah woah woah. You meaning to tell me there are actually other people knocking off Strong Bad's show? I mean, besides me and Homestar Runner?

PTER: {offscreen} Actually... {Pan out to show Pter next to Zarel.} Lots of people did this back around 2004 and so. In fact in 2007 we had someone-

{Zarel angrily grabs Pter by the collar}

ZAREL: {through his teeth, punctuating every word} We. Don't. Talk about that.

PTER: Okay, jeez. {starts floating offscreen} Not like it won't be coming up soon anyway.

ZAREL: {typing} Alright, so there were email shows back then. I just didn't expect there'd be someone else doing it in 2014. Wait a sec, what do you mean my show sucks and yours is better? Oh, it's on. I'll take your challenge, Mr. Barry Bird. Just you wait. {Zarel leaves.}

(The next setting will be decided by me and PTB)