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Conshow/Characters/secondary
Secondary Characters
These characters don't have as much screen time and description as the main characters, but they sometimes make an appearance.
Sarry Bcott
The man who tries to sell his household products. A demon turned salesman, he tries to hold back his demonic urges when he is selling stuff. Obviously, he doesn't do a good job at it. His main product of advertising is Cillit Twang, a parody of Cillit Bang. He also has an army of Sirhcnoc's ex-slaves in his service, though the only thing that is known about what they do is find the souls of lost miners.
Secondary Characters Pre-Season 5
Officer Generic
Officer Generic is the confused officer who is often assigned to police assignments. He was seen when Chrionroar set off the fireworks in the city.
Mayor
Mayor is the nameless Mayor who only became mayor because he wants to be there for the money and the free beer. He is also known to be disrespectful to anyone who asks him for something.
He also kicked out Conchris and Company in Season 3 because of idiocity and that caused him to flee. With the replacement mayor, it is assumed that his mayor status has been revoked.
Mayor Spyden
Wikity's newest mayor from the middle of Season 3 and onwards. He is known to stretch out his words too much and is all-around creepy. He is, however, kind and gentle when it comes to talking with the cast. He also shares the same anti-death properties with Chrionroar as he has survived a laser blast from Forest without getting hurt.
Clark the Gift Shop Guy
Clark the Gift Shop Guy is the pseudonym that Sirhcnoc takes on when he is on his day job. His jobs include price-checking in a gift shop, running booths and as a competitor in a robot competition.
Kids
These kids love to come in at the right moment to make sure they take first place. They have the longest winning streak out of all the characters altogether, until Chrionroar destroyed a kid's boat by eating it. It is unknown they will ever come back.
Instructor
The demonic instructor who probably was an army instructor in his past life. In his time, he has trained people and is known as the most scariest demon to walk the earth (or so he claims to be). He also helped Conchris, Sirhcnoc and the crew with defeating Xavian Markendsworth and that other alien dude.
Writer
The wiki user, Conchris. He is consistently referred to as Writer by the characters. He is normally seen as a glowing orb. As of now, no character has any proper resentment towards Writer (except Cruroar).
Judge
He doesn't care at all who is guilty or not, the only thing he cares is the money. Much like half the employed force in Wikity, he is a bit corrupted by money. He judges trials at the courthouse.
SD-32131-F
A robot created by Xavian to counter Conchris' Forest. He was destroyed when Chrionroar crashed through him and broke his circuitry. Conchris now has possession of his chip.
Ninja
Nobody knows where the ninjas come from or why. It is assumed that they were working for Sirhcnoc or Xavian. They are known for their trickery.
Alternate Universe Main Cast
Conchris
He is a true jerk, no matter who is his friend or enemy. He treats his minions like slaves and is evil. He is the true opposite of Conchris. (Meanwhile in another universe, another Conchris is writing a description for this universe's Conchris)
Cruroar
Short and even more of a jerk, he doesn't care about anyone but himself, not even Cieeia! His size helps him punch people in the crotch.
Cieeia
A stereotypical teenaged girl, she adds like to every other word, annoying some people, even this universe's Cieeia! She isn't much of a fighter but she can sure knock someone out with a baseball bat.
Chrionroar
The more evil and intellectual version of his other self, Chrionroar is usually the one who spear heads most of the plans. It is said that he is the closest minion to Conchris.