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RAIKU: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Hwi.

Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?

Fwom,
Da Bay Bee

RAIKU: Su-

{There is a bell}

RAIKU: Let Me get that!

{He gets the door. There is a baby.}

RAIKU: Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?

{the baby looks up}

BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!

RAIKU: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!

BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}