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RAIKU: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Hwi.

Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?

Fwom,
Da Bay Bee

RAIKU: Su-

{There is a bell}

RAIKU: Let Me get that!

{He gets the door. There is a baby.}

RAIKU: Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?

{the baby looks up}

BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!

RAIKU: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!

BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}

RAGGON: Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?

{the baby throws a stinky at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}

RAIKU: Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! {He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}

BABY: Idiot. {has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}

RAIKU: {blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}

BABY: {warps out, grabs knife} Don't make mwe use tis!

RAIKU: Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!

BABY: Woo made mwe! {stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}

RAIKU: Nice try!

{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}

RAIKU: No you don't. {Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body} He was in diguise?!?

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