Talk:Wikihood/eps/8Alt

alright hit me

What wacky antics can we do with our colorful cast of characters They call me Big T BLOOD 05:20, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

I could introduce Noelle and have Noxigar invite her over as a permanent guest or something. I still haven't intro'd her in Wikihood tbh. There's also that thing with Bellstrom and Sarah that I had attempted to write via prototype but didn't finish. Noxigar 05:34, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

There's also the fact I nearly had Noxigar going to buy Lex and Chaos body pillows using photocopies of pictures of Stephanie Young, but decided to see if that was even remotely close to funny or if that was just me derping way too hard. Noxigar 05:35, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

lex is canonically asexual so this would be a rather confusing gesture towards him

and kinda creepy too i mean poor stephanie Lex 07:14, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

as for plots like man i think we should give these fuckers a proper holiday

the wikihood crew, causing trouble in new york city

broadway, discos, jewish italians, stuff like that

and have karl lagerfeld make a special appearance Lex 07:19, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Well there goes my headcanon of Lex and Chaos snogging. Anyway, I guess we can travel to Bluehaven. Noxigar 07:33, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Why would anyone want to, that's the question? Bluehaven makes Detroit look like Beverly Hills. It makes Compton look like Cape Cod. It makes East St. Louis look like Walt Disney Land. Lex 07:36, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

you've never been to any of these places have you They call me Big T BLOOD 07:47, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

i've been to walt disney world :( Lex 08:02, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

now that I think about it I also wanted one of the fillers to be a little Remolay-centric They call me Big T BLOOD 07:49, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Lay on some Remolay-centricness I guess. Noxigar 07:50, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Suppose I don't care where we go, but we'll leave Remolay behind and work on his character as he's by his lonesome. They call me Big T BLOOD 08:04, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

When you think about it, Oiracul hasn't had much exposure either. It could be an episode on them both? Lex 08:07, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Well, it's justifiable to make Remolay stay behind because he'd probably be busy with his current job, or lack thereof, but having Oiracul there would be good for giving him somebody to build character off of. I'm fine with that. They call me Big T BLOOD 08:14, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

u wot m8

noxigar do you really have to undo messages on a fkn talk page i mean they really don't matter at all seriously calm it kermit FloppyDongHersh

I'm sorry I can't hear you over waiting for things to happen. Noxigar 23:54, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

ooh? are you finally taking that humongous stick out your ass? #bantz FloppyDongHersh

Eh, I don't have one of those. If you're talking about taking this potato chip off of my shoulder then sure I've got it off. {takes the potato chip and eats it} Noxigar 00:04, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

noxigar i will take back everything bad i've ever said about you if you admit to your nature as a sperging nugget FloppyDongHersh

Look, I've already admitted to having Asperger's Syndrome a while ago. It's in one of these pages, I believe. HOWEVER, I really don't see the point of having to spell it out for people over and over. Noxigar 00:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i am a firm believer there's a difference between being someone with asperger's syndrome and being a sperging nugget FloppyDongHersh

Explain what a "sperging nugget" is please. Noxigar 00:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Okay right. I've lived the last 17 years of my life with Aspegers' Syndrome, like many! Now, those who have been on this website a while know that I used to be, for lack of a better term, a prick! I wrote shit and acted out my teenage rage on others and overreacted to things and generally acted like a penis! I used to have problems with the word retard which i now use like a comma, and so forth. The thing is, that was 6 years ago now. As it stands, I had to take a long look in the mirror and realise I was taking everything to seriously and was generally a pain to be around. So I took steps to go out of my way and try to be more tolerable of other people, and try and experiment with things outside my comfort zone (IE FUCKIN DUDES) (nah jk but if that's your thing that's cool too). I realised I wasn't likely to have things my way in life - I'd have to co-exist with others.

Around the point I deflated my ego (something I hesitate to say you should do) (wait no i don't hesitate man you kind of act like you're above others) I realised that there's no point getting annoyed with others over trivial things, such as uses of the word retard, in the same way you seem to get all uptight about jokes and things, and take what basically amounts to a silly web show on the internet done for fun so seriously. You spent so much time lashing out at others for having fun - the "choom gang". At the end of the day, a person with aspegers syndrome is someone who recognises it as something that though you shouldn't be ashamed of, you shouldn't wallow in it. Someone who sees their flaws and betters themselves. A "sperging nugget" doesn't do this. They sit around and act like their above others in various ways and lash out at people for doing things that they just want to do. I was the same way, see above: retard. What I'm trying to say, Noxigar, is that chances are you're probably an affable chap. Probably you're just going to ignore this and carry on taking things like this wiki so seriously and riffing away with your lame jokes and spending months at a time reading about one anime, or playing one game, and if that's what you want to do I respect that. But so long as you just sit here, and don't take into account other people's critiscms of you, I won't be able to respect you.

everyone else you're swell <3

FloppyDongHersh

also you used to like linkin park and timesplitters like a sperging nugget -pmelondemon43y

i am aware of my sins please forgive me :( FloppyDongHersh

not until you link the horrible horrible reviews you did because i cant find them -pmelondemon43y

i think i deleted those out of pure shame but i'm pretty sure alex has a direct hotline to them at all times for whenever he feels like making me cringe FloppyDongHersh

Did someone call? Lex 00:59, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i nothing but hate FloppyDongHersh

wait timesplitters is still really good wth FloppyDongHersh

Okay so I read that wall of text and the point of it was... I'm a stick in the mud? Okay, I can admit to being a no-nonsense candyass if that's what it takes (I honestly am, to be honest). However, that's not the only problem with me that you'd find, especially considering that without me playing Katawa Shoujo and/or Megaman Unlimited... you'd just find that I am quite forgettable and quite bland, actually. My riffing probably comes off as lame entirely because I am a bland person who can only scrounge up a passable Tumblr among few other qualities. I understand that I'm a stick in the mud, but even if I lightened up I'd still be a largely unpleasant person just 'cause I exist. That's really the only reason most people give for disliking me or silently telling me to go away. If you paid attention to a majority of my riffs, you'd find a lot of the jokes I make are also at my expense, probably moreso than anyone else's. I mean, me being even remotely seen as affable is fine, considering that I'm more often than not unaffable. I tried to watch fuckin' Firefly to get along with people and failed like a dumbass because I can't like 95% of things Joss Whedon (and even then, the things I do like that he coincidentally had part in, such as Toy Story, I find So Okay It's Average for different reasons).

tl;dr I'm a sperging nugget but I'm also about as affable as watching grass grow. Noxigar 01:44, 18 August 2013 (UTC)