User talk:Dane

FUCK LEX HES A BUTT

1 Dude
2 Please stop your efforts.
3 hey melon guess what
4 Wait...
5 Your birthday
6 ADAM ANT
7 FUNNYJUNK
8 Just comin' back to say
9 ALL REPOSTERS REPOST REPOSTS
10 It's been a long time
11 Aha, that's funny.
12 You have Source Filmmaker and I don't.
13 "DIE CIS SCUM. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE"
14 NEW EWIKI!!!
15 You sir, are win.

Dude

Get this fact through your thick skull; you are you. No one else. Understand? Mis s P each

OF COUSE I AM MYSELF. HAHA. JUST COME WITH THE MAN IN WHITE SO WE CAN REPORT TO LEX. -pmelondemon43y 00:02, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Diplomatic immunity much.

Mis s P each

Please stop your efforts.

You are besmirching our name by calling out representatives that already have showed support if not aligned with us and are creating trouble that is bringing a negative reputation among not only Emperor Lex's, but all of our nations as well. I advise you stop before we show you how we hand chop our french fries...Personally. They call me Big T B L O O D 02:02, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Yes, McDonalds head Chaos. -pmelondemon43y 03:29, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

I AM TO BE REFERRED TO AS MAC TONIGHT THANK YOU SIR

They call me Big T B L O O D

04:14, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

hey melon guess what

tv tropes sucks Floppy DongHersh

i like tv tropes actually belstrnnmmvnmn 19:27, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

bell im just trollin' Floppy DongHersh

Wait...

You jerk off to world of warcraft? Floppy DongHersh

UMPH - nehnjaduehk 17:46, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

yeah well i jack off to pictures of maggie thatcher

you do not even want to know how many times i honked my horn to that one

Lex 17:57, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

*fapfapfap* -pmelondemon43y 18:49, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

Your birthday

Enjoy. Mis s P each

ADAM ANT

i love you and i want to bear your children Lex 22:34, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

I LIKE FOES WHO GET TO KNOW ME

SO THEY CAN BE ADMIRERS OF MY ENEMY -pmelondemon43y 22:59, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

FUNNYJUNK

i hate you and i want to bear your hatebabies belstrnnmmvnmn 00:05, 10 April 2011 (UTC)

Just comin' back to say

Devo is cool.

CRACK THAT WHIP! talk 00:03, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Also I love that joke.

ALL REPOSTERS REPOST REPOSTS

belstrnnmmvnmn 05:57, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

It's been a long time

In response to your post on the 8th of May on my talk page: Sorry, who are you? Apologies, but it's been so long. Mind a link to the Blogspot comment you saw? --Homfrog talk ribs 17:00, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

Aha, that's funny.

According to your talk page, you consider yourself a member of my empire.

Yet I also see that you've allied with the enemy.

Explain yourself.

Lex 16:43, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

fok u

u butt -pmelondemon43y

I see how it is.

I am now officially imposing sanctions upon you.

I hope you realized what you have just done.

Lex 20:05, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

You have Source Filmmaker and I don't.

le trolololololololololollololo YOU MAD??? LE MEME XDDDDD LE 9GAG LE LE LE LE TROLL -pmelondemon43y

Holy

. I just looked at my steam library and I has the Source Filmmaker.

"DIE CIS SCUM. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE"

A genderqueer tumblr blogger is at the supermarket, having used up her daily allotment of social interaction on making the dangerous trek through crowds of people. The cashier has just begun scanning their items, and says “Did you find everything alright, miss?”

The genderqueer is triggered, their Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome (self-diagnosed of course, but the medical system is run by white cis people so don’t say self-diagnoses isn’t valid) bringing up other horrible times in their lives when complete strangers didn’t read their mind and find out what pronoun they preferred today. They note their own forehead veins did not throb Anime-style, making a mental note to make a post about how ableist Anime artists are too people who don’t have veins close to the surface.

“YOU TRIGGERED ME! DIE CIS SCUM!” They say, and stab the cashier with a knife. Blood is everywhere, and he succumbs to the stabbing wound in his chest.

The other shoppers and cashiers look on in horror, as the genderqueer turns to them, empowered. Something dark and terrible begins to flicker in the genderqueer’s eyes.

“Cis people, if you aren’t scum, you have nothing to fear.” And the blogger smiles as the screams begin.

“But what are cis people?” One of the scum says as she is murdered.

The genderqueer says “It’s not my job to educate you.”

Lex 10:52, 12 August 2012 (UTC)

i dont tag for epilepsy and triggers on my tumblr to see people get butthurt -pmelondemon43y

i follow riley and a fuckload of other social justice blogs just to see their delicious rage at random things Lex 19:18, 12 August 2012 (UTC)

do you mean ihopericksantorum because that isnt actually a social blog lol its a troll

his main account is vaspim hes p cool -pmelondemon43y

nah mang i'm talking about ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com

i mean, he's probably a troll because no one can be that fuckin retarded but i don't care because he's hilarious Lex 21:01, 12 August 2012 (UTC)

wow yeah thats def a troll -pmelondemon43y

definitely a 10/10 though

he even managed to give "dumbthingswhitepplsay" a personal breakdown which was hilarious Lex 00:10, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

NEW EWIKI!!!

http://ewiki.necrowizard.elementfx.com/ Dagoth 01:29, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

You sir, are win.

I don't have a trophy, however.

Have a sandwich.

Bre rose 23:00, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

thx -pmelondemon43y

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