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| − | EPISODE CANCELLED
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| | == Summary == | | == Summary == |
| − | The cast adopt a Chao.
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| − | '''Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, Daigo, Don Skull, Sarah, '''
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| − | '''Places: 8-Bit House, ''' | + | '''Cast: ''' |
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| | '''Insult: tarballs''' | | '''Insult: tarballs''' |
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| | '''Credit Joke: Obviously Definitely Maybe Not You''' | | '''Credit Joke: Obviously Definitely Maybe Not You''' |
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| − | '''Episode Information: 503-Make Sure You Know A Pet's Gender, Or Else You Might End Up With a Pregnant "Male"''' | + | '''Episode Information: 503-Never Buy Your Wife "Super Football Bros." For Christmas''' |
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| | == Transcript == | | == Transcript == |
| − | ''{open to the house. Tracy and MB are there}'' | + | '''''TO BE WRITTEN''''' |
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Mmm, boy, my lips are gettin' heavy. | |
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' I'm not.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' How do I know anything you've said to me is-
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| − | '''TRACY:''' You don't.
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| − | ''{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Now everyone is there except for Bell. Pause 5 seconds}''
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| − | '''DAIGO:'''''{is standing by the door}'' ...Hey, guys, wanna go-
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| − | ''{Bell slams open the door, smashing Daigo into the wall behind it}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' HEYGUYSGUESSWHATWEGOTACHAO.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ...What?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' A Chao. We got one.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Really? How?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' The new Chao reserve is opening and we won a free Chao.
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Why?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' I helped build it.
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' ...Huh.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...Hey, where's Dai-
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| − | ''{a skullbeam burst from the door, just missing Bell. Daigo steps through the hole}''
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' Right here. ''{charges another skullbeam, fires it at Bell, vaporizing his head}''
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| − | ''{A Bell clone appears and eats the Bell body}''
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' ...AAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' ...WHY DID I AGREE TO STAY HERE?!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE WHIP?
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' I'M SORRY!
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| − | ''{cut to a building with a sign reading "CHAO RESERVE". There is a smaller sign under it reading "FORMERLY SLÖTTERHAUS BEEF FACTORY". Cut to the inside of said building. Bell and co walk in. A man that looks similar to the Warden from Superjail! walks up to them}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hi, we're here for a Chao.
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| − | '''MAN:''' Excellent. Follow me.
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| − | ''{cut to behind the building. There is a field with various Chao running about. The man, Bell, and the rest walk in}''
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| − | '''MAN:''' Well, choose whatever Chao you'd like. Ciao! ...That was rather ironic. ''{walks off}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm...
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| − | ''{cut to somewhere amongst the Chao. Kyubii is there, looking at the Chao}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Oh, hey, Kyubii.
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| − | '''KYUBII:'''''{turns around, sees Bell}'' Hi, Be-''{notices Sarah}'' Hmm... Do I know you?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Huh? Maybe. The name Kyubii DOES sound familiar. Well, my name's Sarah.
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' Sarah? Sarah MCALLISTER?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Yeah, that WAS my name...
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' I met you before! Under an assumed name. It was NINJA FOX, ULTIMATE NINJA HERO!!!
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| − | '''MAN THAT LOOKED LIKE THE WARDEN:''' SHUT UP!
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' SORRY!!!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Ninja Fox? Hmm... Yes I remember you. From the past. About seven or eight hundred years ago.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Wh-YOU SAID YOU WERE 27!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' I am. I traveled to the future, after a man that looked a bit like Tracy gave me a piece of paper with this time on it.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...The ONE time that timeline-warping asshole does something GOOD for me, I don't find out about it until MONTHS after it takes effect. GREAT.
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' Wait, Sarah, when I met you, you had orange hair! And blue eyes!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' No, I was dying my hair and wearing tinted contact lenses. My father wouldn't have an albino daughter!
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' ...Huh.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Hold on. When did this all happen?
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' When we had to save Bling. It was in that medieval town.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...So you're telling me. My wife. Used to live in a medieval town. Right next to a city I used to live in. Over 700 years ago.
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| − | '''KYUBII:''' That sounds about right.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. ''{runs up to what appears to be an goth Chao and kicks it offscreen}'' NYAHH!!!!!! ''{starts kicking more Chao}''
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| − | ''{the Warden-like man(I will now refer to him as the Warden. "The Warden-like man" takes too long to type) appears and hits Bell with what appears to be a metal chicken}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{bell cracks}'' ...Oh that's nice. ''{transforms into his normal form. the bell cracks completely in half, revealing [[:Image:Imabellunmasked.png|what Bell looks like under his bell]]}''
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| − | '''THE WARDEN:''' ...OH WHAT THE HELL.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ARGLE BARGLE! ''{extends some face tentacles. they latch onto The Warden and fling him offscreen}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{tackles Bell}''
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| − | ''{the scene pauses. SkullB pops up}''
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| − | '''SKULLB:''' WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{walks onscreen and pushes SkullB offscreen}'' GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
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| − | '''SKULLB:''' YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS
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| − | ''{the scene unfreezes}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ... ''{falls over}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Hey, MB? You okay? MB? MB?! WAKE UP MB!
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| − | ''{Daigo charges a skullbeam and shoots Tracy in the back of the head, knocking him out}''
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' I'm bored of this place, bro. Let's go rent and kill some h-I mean... ''{transforms into Mech mode}'' Let's go break into houses.
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' Agreed. Hold on a second. Whistle-TWEE!!!
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| − | ''{the golden bass flies in carrying the metal puppet}''
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' Ah. Goldebass. You came prepared.
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| − | '''GOLDEBASS:'''''{distorted voice}'' Of course. ''{sets the metal puppet down}''
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| − | ''{Don Skull and Goldebass transform into the Flightskull around the metal dummy}''
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' ...Right. Whatever.
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| − | ''{the two walk offscreen. cut to a few minutes later}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:'''''{gets up}'' Huh? Wha? ''{looks around, then looks at MB and Tracy, both of whom are still lying on the ground}'' ...Great. DS and Daigo are gone and MB and Tracy are unconscious. Great.
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| − | '''SARAH:'''''{gets up}'' So, what now?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' I say we should go find a Chao, like we were going to do.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Okay.
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| − | ''{the two walk off. Tracy and MB wake up}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Huh?
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' What happened?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Man, I dunno.
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| − | ''{Tracy and MB walk offscreen. Cut to DS and Daigo in front of a house. There is a black glove stuck to a tree for some reason. Daigo kicks the door in}''
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' Hmm... What should we steal?
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| − | '''DAIGO:''' I dunno.
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| − | ''{pan out to show Bell holding a sign reading "CANCELLED". The glove in the tree is green now, for some reason}''
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| − | '''DON SKULL:''' ...Well, SH-
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| − | ''{cut to black}'' | |
