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Summary

The cast adopt a Chao.

Cast: Tracy, Mature Bling, Daigo, Don Skull, Sarah,

Places: 8-Bit House,

Insult: tarballs

Credit Joke: Obviously Definitely Maybe Not You

Episode Information: 503-Make Sure You Know A Pet's Gender, Or Else You Might End Up With a Pregnant "Male"

Transcript

{open to the house. Tracy and MB are there}

TRACY: Mmm, boy, my lips are gettin' heavy.

MATURE BLING: I can't tell when you're telling the truth.

TRACY: I'm not.

MATURE BLING: How do I know anything you've said to me is-

TRACY: You don't.

{cue opening theme. Cut back to the house. Now everyone is there except for Bell. Pause 5 seconds}

DAIGO:{is standing by the door} ...Hey, guys, wanna go-

{Bell slams open the door, smashing Daigo into the wall behind it}

IM A BELL: HEYGUYSGUESSWHATWEGOTACHAO.

SARAH: ...What?

IM A BELL: A Chao. We got one.

TRACY: Really? How?

IM A BELL: The new Chao reserve is opening and we won a free Chao.

MATURE BLING: ...Why?

IM A BELL: I helped build it.

DON SKULL: ...Huh.

IM A BELL: ...Hey, where's Dai-

{a skullbeam burst from the door, just missing Bell. Daigo steps through the hole}

DAIGO: Right here. {charges another skullbeam, fires it at Bell, vaporizing his head}

{A Bell clone appears and eats the Bell body}

DAIGO: ...AAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

IM A BELL: Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?

DAIGO: ...WHY DID I AGREE TO STAY HERE?!

IM A BELL: WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE WHIP?

DAIGO: I'M SORRY!

{cut to a building with a sign reading "CHAO RESERVE". There is a smaller sign under it reading "FORMERLY SLÖTTERHAUS BEEF FACTORY". Cut to the inside of said building. Bell and co walk in. A man that looks similar to the Warden from Superjail! walks up to them}

IM A BELL: Hi, we're here for a Chao.

MAN: Excellent. Follow me.

{cut to behind the building. There is a field with various Chao running about. The man, Bell, and the rest walk in}

MAN: Well, choose whatever Chao you'd like. Ciao! ...That was rather ironic. {walks off}

IM A BELL: Hmm...

{cut to somewhere amongst the Chao. Kyubii is there, looking at the Chao}

IM A BELL: Oh, hey, Kyubii.

KYUBII:{turns around, sees Bell} Hi, Be-{notices Sarah} Hmm... Do I know you?

SARAH: Huh? Maybe. The name Kyubii DOES sound familiar. Well, my name's Sarah.

KYUBII: Sarah? Sarah MCALLISTER?

SARAH: Yeah, that WAS my name...

KYUBII: I met you before! Under an assumed name. It was NINJA FOX, ULTIMATE NINJA HERO!!!

MAN THAT LOOKED LIKE THE WARDEN: SHUT UP!

KYUBII: SORRY!!!

SARAH: Ninja Fox? Hmm... Yes I remember you. From the past. About seven or eight hundred years ago.

IM A BELL: Wh-YOU SAID YOU WERE 27!

SARAH: I am. I traveled to the future, after a man that looked a bit like Tracy gave me a piece of paper with this time on it.

IM A BELL: ...The ONE time that timeline-warping asshole does something GOOD for me, I don't find out about it until MONTHS after it takes effect. GREAT.

KYUBII: Wait, Sarah, when I met you, you had orange hair! And blue eyes!

SARAH: No, I was dying my hair and wearing tinted contact lenses. My father wouldn't have an albino daughter!

KYUBII: ...Huh.

IM A BELL: Hold on. When did this all happen?

KYUBII: When we had to save Bling. It was in that medieval town.

IM A BELL: ...So you're telling me. My wife. Used to live in a medieval town. Right next to a city I used to live in. Over 700 years ago.

KYUBII: That sounds about right.

IM A BELL: ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. {runs up to what appears to be an goth Chao and kicks it offscreen} NYAHH!!!!!! {starts kicking more Chao}

{the Warden-like man(I will now refer to him as the Warden. "The Warden-like man" takes too long to type) appears and hits Bell with what appears to be a metal chicken}

IM A BELL: ... {bell cracks} ...Oh that's nice. {transforms into his normal form. the bell cracks completely in half, revealing what Bell looks like under his bell}

THE WARDEN: ...OH WHAT THE HELL.

IM A BELL: ARGLE BARGLE! {extends some face tentacles. they latch onto The Warden and fling him offscreen}

SARAH: ... {tackles Bell}

{the scene pauses. SkullB pops up}

SKULLB: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR

IM A BELL:{walks onscreen and pushes SkullB offscreen} GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

SKULLB: YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS

{the scene unfreezes}

MATURE BLING: ... {falls over}

TRACY: ...Hey, MB? You okay? MB? MB?! WAKE UP MB!

{Daigo charges a skullbeam and shoots Tracy in the back of the head, knocking him out}

DON SKULL: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?

DAIGO: I'm bored of this place, bro. Let's go rent and kill some h-I mean... {transforms into Mech mode} Let's go break into houses.

DON SKULL: Agreed. Hold on a second. Whistle-TWEE!!!

{the golden bass flies in carrying the metal puppet}

DON SKULL: Ah. Goldebass. You came prepared.

GOLDEBASS:{distorted voice} Of course. {sets the metal puppet down}

{Don Skull and Goldebass transform into the Flightskull around the metal dummy}

DAIGO: ...Right. Whatever.

{the two walk offscreen. cut to a few minutes later}

IM A BELL:{gets up} Huh? Wha? {looks around, then looks at MB and Tracy, both of whom are still lying on the ground} ...Great. DS and Daigo are gone and MB and Tracy are unconscious. Great.

SARAH:{gets up} So, what now?

IM A BELL: I say we should go find a Chao, like we were going to do.

SARAH: Okay.

{the two walk off. Tracy and MB wake up}

TRACY: Huh?

MATURE BLING: What happened?

TRACY: Man, I dunno.

TO BE COMPLETED EVENTUALLY!!!!!