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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.</blockquote> | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.</blockquote> | ||
Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please? | Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please? | ||
| − | + | <blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' And here, the writer suddenly learned how to format on a wiki. </blockquote> | |
''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}'' | ''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}'' | ||
| − | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one, but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes. | + | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one, |
| + | <blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Magic. You know, the Joe Quesada school of lazy writing.</blockquote> | ||
| + | but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes. | ||
'''BUBS:''' What can I get for you fine gentleman? | '''BUBS:''' What can I get for you fine gentleman? | ||
'''SOMBAF:''' Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all. | '''SOMBAF:''' Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all. | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' It really didn't... </blockquote> | |
'''BUBS:''' Well, I could let you try out these. | '''BUBS:''' Well, I could let you try out these. | ||
''{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}'' | ''{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}'' | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Pussy.</blockquote> | |
| − | '''SOMBAF:''' Gyah! ''{Calms down}'' I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil! What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes" | + | '''SOMBAF:''' Gyah! ''{Calms down}'' I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil! |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You'd just look angry you dumbass! <br /> | ||
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' Look at me. I look evil. I do not look angry. You look like a cruel joke. You do not look evi- well that's actually debatable.</blockquote> | ||
| + | What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes" | ||
'''BUBS:''' I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes. | '''BUBS:''' I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes. | ||
| − | + | <blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' New, from RonCo!</blockquote> | |
''{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}'' | ''{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}'' | ||
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'''BUBS:''' COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE! | '''BUBS:''' COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Larceny, now added to The Eyeless One's list of crimes.</blockquote> | |
''{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}'' | ''{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games? | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games? | ||
| − | + | <blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Jeez, at least take me to dinner first!</blockquote> | |
'''SOMBAF:''' You need to ask? I'll be there! | '''SOMBAF:''' You need to ask? I'll be there! | ||
| − | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night, so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place. | + | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night, |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Officially on the top of the list of dumbest things I've ever heard of.</blockquote> | ||
| + | so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place. | ||
''{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}'' | ''{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes. | '''STRONG BAD:''' No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes. | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I really don't think anyone's memory works like this</blockquote> | |
'''SOMBAF:''' No reall... | '''SOMBAF:''' No reall... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name | '''STRONG BAD:''' Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name | ||
| − | + | <blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' I wish this was how object permanence worked</blockquote> | |
''{cut to present, Sombafs computer}'' | ''{cut to present, Sombafs computer}'' | ||
'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's. | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's. | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Bubs would have your kneecaps by now if you had any.<br/> | ||
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' The email's gone it doesn't exist anymore... DAMMIT! I knew that wasn't how it worked!</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:05, 23 February 2016
Should Sombaf get eyes?
REMOLAY: would anyone care and or notice?
Characters in order of appearance: Sombaf, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Locations: Sombafs computer, The Field, Bubs' concession stand, House of the Brothers Strong
Transcript
SOMBAF: Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad.
you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad!
REMADIN: I want to show how the writer's rapping skills have improved, but they really haven't.
{Types SEMAIL.EXE}
Dear fabmoS, Don't you have trouble seeing without eyes?
I think you should go to Bub's and buy a pair.
Sincerly, Raggonix
{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}
SOMBAF: {typing} I'ma get straight into this now.
REMADIN: This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.
Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please?
REMADIN: And here, the writer suddenly learned how to format on a wiki.
{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}
SOMBAF: {voiceover} I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one,
REMOLAY: Magic. You know, the Joe Quesada school of lazy writing.
but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes.
BUBS: What can I get for you fine gentleman?
SOMBAF: Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all.
REMADIN: It really didn't...
BUBS: Well, I could let you try out these.
{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}
REMOLAY: Pussy.
SOMBAF: Gyah! {Calms down} I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil!
REMADIN: You'd just look angry you dumbass!
REMOLAY: Look at me. I look evil. I do not look angry. You look like a cruel joke. You do not look evi- well that's actually debatable.
What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes"
BUBS: I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes.
REMADIN: New, from RonCo!
{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}
SOMBAF: Perfect! I'll take them!
{Sombaf grabs eyes, puts them in, and runs off}
BUBS: COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE!
REMADIN: Larceny, now added to The Eyeless One's list of crimes.
{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}
STRONG BAD: Woah, this guy looks cool. Who are you, new guy?
SOMBAF: It's me, Sombaf. You've known me for about a month now?
STRONG BAD: I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games?
REMOLAY: Jeez, at least take me to dinner first!
SOMBAF: You need to ask? I'll be there!
SOMBAF: {voiceover} It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night,
REMADIN: Officially on the top of the list of dumbest things I've ever heard of.
so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place.
{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}
STRONG BAD: Who the crap are you?
SOMBAF: It's me, Sombaf... from yesterday
STRONG BAD: No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes.
REMADIN: I really don't think anyone's memory works like this
SOMBAF: No reall...
{door is slammed in Sombafs face, cut to inside the house.}
STRONG BAD: Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name
REMOLAY: I wish this was how object permanence worked
{cut to present, Sombafs computer}
SOMBAF: {typing} And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's.
REMADIN: Bubs would have your kneecaps by now if you had any.
REMOLAY: The email's gone it doesn't exist anymore... DAMMIT! I knew that wasn't how it worked!
