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'''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' A not so long time ago. The citizens of FCUSA are in trouble. | '''KICKCHEAT:''' ''{Narrating}'' A not so long time ago. The citizens of FCUSA are in trouble. | ||
| − | <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They're being controlled by a 6-year-old maniac.</blockquote> | + | <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They're being controlled by a 6-year-old maniac. |
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I didn't think the author was 6. I remember we had an 11 year old when the WUW first formed, though.</blockquote></blockquote> | ||
''{Cut to Strong Bad's face close up}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Bad's face close up}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this trailer is telling the truth anyway. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this trailer is telling the truth anyway. | ||
| − | <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "And did you hear what it said about the reviews? Please!"</blockquote> | + | <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "And did you hear what it said about the reviews? |
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It said nothing about reviews.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | Please!"</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 17:08, 13 December 2015
KickCheat E-mails #9½
Coming soon from Kicky productions.
LIGHTNING GUY: That company name is homo (no homo).
Cast: (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad
Places: The Field
Lines: 14
Script
{Cut to a black screen}
KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} A not so long time ago. The citizens of FCUSA are in trouble.
LIGHTNING GUY: They're being controlled by a 6-year-old maniac.NOXIGAR: I didn't think the author was 6. I remember we had an 11 year old when the WUW first formed, though.
{Cut to Strong Bad's face close up}
STRONG BAD: This is not good.
LIGHTNING GUY: Hey look, a new catchphrase.
{Camera zooms out to show that the field has dead bushes and dark clouds}
KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} Coming soon from Kicky Productions
STRONG BAD: Some evil has rised.
LIGHTNING GUY: KickCheat's writing.
KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} Can five friends save FCUSA in.
LIGHTNING GUY: This Punctuation Is Messed Up!
{Cut to a black screen}
KICKCHEAT: {Narrating} War Of The Cartoons!
{The words "War Of The Cartoons", appear}
LIGHTNING GUY: That last title was so much more accurate.
KICKCHEAT: In theaters this summer.
{The screen fades out}
STRONG BAD: I don't think this trailer is telling the truth anyway.
LIGHTNING GUY: "And did you hear what it said about the reviews?NOXIGAR: It said nothing about reviews.Please!"
