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Synopsis

The Anti-Episode.

Transcript

COUNT X: Some title. Non-existant DOS Prompt. More like pop-up-a-mainia.

{A Pop-up for Strong Bad emails pops up.}

COUNT X: No way. More like...

{Count X snaps his fingers and the pop-up changes to X-Mail.eXe, then... Eric appears onscreen}

ERIC: Hey guys.

THE CODE: AAAH! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!

ERIC: What? I never was dead.

{Eric's corpse on the background sparkles}

ERIC: That was a robot. And how is X-Mail.exe running if it's just a blank space? It's not a DOS prompt. The terminal is screwed up. Screwed up good.

COUNT X: I'll say. {pause} HEY! What's that black wall doing here?

{Pan over to a black wall neverending, reading "4th Wall".}

COUNT X: I'm going to break it.

ERIC: NOOOOO!!!!! We're all going to be sucked into a black hole!!!!!!

THE 386: Calm down! We won't be. Right, The Code?

{Both The Code and Eric are running around and screaming}

THE 386: QUIET! Jeez.

{intro, this time the song is TPIR94}

COUNT X: I'm still going to break it.

{Count X punches the 4th Wall and breaks it.}

{Everyone gets sucked on the black vortex. They appear on FCUSA.}

ERIC: Whoa.

{Homestar walks onscreen.}

HOMESTAR: Lookie, another 4th Wall.

{A cracking is heard, and a option box appears reading the following:}

Which admin should cameo?

1. Joshua
2. Ekul
3. Markie
4. The 386

THE 386: I'm up for Markie.

ERIC: Tampo. I mean, Joshua.

{a Yoshi stands ahead, looking at Eric and The Code}

ERIC: What!

{the Yoshi gets closer, revealing that he is Markie}

ERIC: AAAAH!! RUUNNN!!!! {Eric and The Code run in a cartoon-ish style}

{in an instant, The 386 brandishes his energy sword, Evil falls on op of him.}

EVIL: Ow… alright, who broke the fourth wall? {Evil gets up to reaveal himself having an underbite and no arms} What?

THE 386: The rest of you, don't... say... a... word. GET OFFA ME!

ERIC: G- gasp.

THE 386: Oof. Lemme reveal that he is... {pulls off evil's mask} Homestar?!

HOMESTAR: {in Evil's voice} What? I'm still wearing that mask? {takes the Homestar head off}

RICK: It's me, Rick, Rick Dynamite. Heh, heh. Just kidding. {takes off that face}

GRATE: Ha! Ha! It is me, Grate, who, now will take off his cloak to reaveal, that there was never a Grate! {takes off cloak to reveal that he is Techno}

BUBSTY: Random filler! 'Sup Techno. Ok, you may now resume to this scheduled bunch o' nonsense, already in progress.

{scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation materializes, then dark energy zaps it.}

COUNT X: FINISH'D!

{Cut to white. Small sillouettes of Bubsty, Count X, Homestar, Techno, The 386, PieinBubsFace, Aussie Evil, Evil, Eric, Bassium, The Code and Markie, and two big fat men are standing above them.}

BFG No.1: {simutainiously} We're big fat men! BFG No.2: {simutainiously} We're big fat men!

{Count X's sillouette slides to the right, offscreen, and the big fat men body slam on Techno, The 386, PieinBubsFace, Aussie Evil, Evil, Eric, Bassium, The Code and Markie. Count X's sillouette sticks from the right.}

COUNT X: Let me use this mirror.

{Cut to a bathroom. Count X is looking at himself at a mirror.}

COUNT X: Wow. I am so handsome!

{Cut to black, where "To be Continued" appears on screen, with a "thoom" sound. Cut to a field.}

COW: Moo.

{Cut to black, where "To be Continued" appears on screen, with a "thoom" sound. Cut to Shadowy Figure's lair.}

SHADOWY FIGURE: Wha- Where'd the camera's come from?

{The camera's fizzle and cut to black, where "To be Continued" appears on screen, with a "thoom" sound. The latest Bonus Stage credits play, with Wikihood people replacing the BS people.}

END

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