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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Funny story. I riffed the riff of this on their page as opposed to mine. Too bad they got reverted. At any rate, Bluebry is the only person in this riffed episode, with Skullbuggy getting only one line in the whole thing. Damn it, Skullbuggy!</blockquote> | ||
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Secret]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/puddingarmor|Pudding Armor]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/life2|Life 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/deal|Deal]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/piano|Piano]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/lava|Lava]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/goinghome3|Going Home 3]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/extraman|Extraman]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/goinghome2|Going Home 2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/space|Space]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/revenge|Revenge]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/brody|Brody]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/gruzzles|Gruzzles]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/thelostemail|The Lost Email]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/fire|Fire]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/life|Life]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/30X2|30X2]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/offthemoon|Off the Moon]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/spam|Spam]] | [[Other Character Email 1-Up/parents2|Parents 2]] | [[Other Character Email 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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The riff suffers primarily due to the fact that 1 Up Emails is considerably worse than anything prior to this in terms of the riffing order. Even X is the New Y and Raiku Emails are both better than this, albeit ''barely''. Half of Bluebry's jokes simply fly out of the window, preventing me from making any smart remarks about how out-of-context they are, intentional or not. A lot of other bits would either be "I agree" or "I have sympathy for you, Bluebry"-type deals, too.<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' I'd have ranted about how awful ''this'' show was if I were you. Quite frankly, there may be some understanding of the 20X6 world and canon, but it is so poorly demonstrated that it gives me a headache to try and defend this. No joke. I'd rather do Calculus than riff riffs of an awful show. For the third time, I feel like there are just some things that are awful enough to be riffed by the MFT3K crew.<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' It's just too bad nothing Bluebry said really stuck out to me as "funny," or him soloing the episode would have been rather cool. That's what happens when you get your hopes up, I suppose...</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 22:04, 17 November 2011
1-UP EMAIL 57!
NOXIGAR: Funny story. I riffed the riff of this on their page as opposed to mine. Too bad they got reverted. At any rate, Bluebry is the only person in this riffed episode, with Skullbuggy getting only one line in the whole thing. Damn it, Skullbuggy!
1-Up is emailed about Tampo and gets mad.
Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Stinkoman, Tampo, Stlunko, Boy, Brody
Transcript
{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner at a shop}
BLUEBRY: "MONEY IN THE BAG—MONEY IN THE BAG"
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll go buy some food with the money we have left. You can go and check your emails on one of the shop computers.
BLUEBRY: because the employees are cool with that
1-UP: It's okay. I brought the broken Lappy and I reproggrammed it's batteries to last forever.
BLUEBRY: "I learned how at the Mary Sue Academy."
{1-Up puts the broken Lappy on a desk and sits down}
1-UP: I'm checking email with the best computer. My old Lappy and Strong Bad's New... Broken... Computer.
Tampos betteer than you!!!
1-UP: {typing} Better is spelled with only one E.
BLUEBRY: ...no it isn't
Not three. By the way, Tampo does not rule. Tampo is the same coolness level as me. In fact, If it weren't for me, Tampo wouldn't even exist.
{Cuts to a Flashback of 1-Up and Stinkoman fighting Tampo and Stlunko}
1-UP: Stinkoman! Aim for the red orb in the middle of the brain, I'll take care of the robot with the big fists.
STINKOMAN: Sure thing, Kidstar! Ha! Ha! Ha!
BLUEBRY: Ha!
1-UP: Stop calling me Kidstar! My Mummy called me Kidstar when I was a baby.
BLUEBRY: then he got sold to the british museum :(
But, My real name is 1-Up. Daddy said s-
STINKOMAN: Look Out! {jumps out of the way}
{Tampo floats in ands hits a boulder off a cliff, causing it to sqaush 1-Up}
STINKOMAN: {jumps over to the boulder and picks it up} Hey, Kidstar! Aaaaaaaaaaare you okaaaaaay?!
1-UP: Who are you? Who am I? Am I Kidstar? I am Kidstar! And you must be... umm...
BLUEBRY: bond
{A boy walks past and looks at them both}
BOY: Hey, Look! It's the Guy!
BLUEBRY: OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S THE GUY
SKUB: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
STINKOMAN: Thank you, Thank you.
1-UP: Oh! So, You're the guy! Aww... I want to be the guy too!
STINKOMAN: I'm Stinkoman! {walks off, mumbling} Idiot...
{1-Up stands up and looks around}
1-UP: Where am I? I seem to be... in a place where the buildings and bushes are round.
{Stlunko uses he's fists to hit 1-Up}
1-UP: Ouch! Ow! Oof!
{Tampo starts charging up a beam of laser.
BLUEBRY: look out, he's got a beam of laser
Suddenly, A Mysterious Dark Person shoots a weird black glowing plasma blast at Tampo. 1-Up jumps in the way and gets hit}
1-UP: Ouch! That hurt!
TAMPO: What did you say?!
BLUEBRY: he said "Ouch! That hurt!"
1-UP: I said "Ouch! That hurt!"
BLUEBRY: yeah okay that
STLUNKO: He saved your life. We shall spare this one and go after Stinkoman tommorow. When we get home, I shall translate what he said.
BLUEBRY: ...but...you speak english
{Cuts back to 1-Up at the broken Lappy}
1-UP: {typing} So, You see? You shouldn't be saying stuff like that, Tampo owes he's life to me. I wonder what the blast did. I was speaking English. But, Everyone else thought I was speaking an evil Language that hasn't been used for 20,00X years.
BLUEBRY: ...what
Whew. I'm bored. Maybe, I should check another couple of emails.
BLUEBRY: NO
LOL! Tampo Roxxorz!
1-UP: {typing} Are you another Tampo Fan? Jeez. I'm going to have to do another flashback, aren't I? Huh? Huh? Answer me! Oh, wait. Computer can't talk back at you.
BLUEBRY: you're a particularly bright one, aren't you
Oh, well. Next email.
TAMPO!!!
1-UP: Oh. Hi, Tampo. You signed your email. But, You forgot to ask a question or make a comment. You also forgot to say hello. Next email.
{Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko watching the email on the SuperCom in the Lunar Warehouse}
Tampo Rulez!!!!!
1-UP: {typing} Tampo does not rule. Okay. I answered all the emails. Bye.
BLUEBRY: bye
{On the 1-Up Email on the SuperCom, The Paper comes down}
TAMPO: Diddn't we send that email to make sure he was still our minion. What happened to that?
STLUNKO: He answered that in 1-Up Email 50. I have detected that 1-Up is currently leaving the shop he is in and heading our way and to the Graveyard that is across the road.
BLUEBRY: that's weird because all i detect is shoddy writing
BRODY: Is there any possibility that we could get rid of him.
TAMPO: Yeah, If you guys helped me. But, I made a deal with 1-Up that I'd help him.
STLUNKO: When did you make that deal?
BLUEBRY: you were just watching the email where he friggin explains it
TAMPO: hen I was fighting him before. But, I wasn't really thinking properly when I made that deal with 1-Up.
BRODY: It doresn't seem like you were thinking at all.
STLUNKO: Maybe, We could get revenge on 1-Up.
TAMPO: Yeah. But, The history books say that the chosen one would have the power to destroy everyone with he's wand.
BLUEBRY: why would a history book say that
BRODY: Stlunko, Do you detect any Magic Type Objects near the duo of Homestar Runner and 1-Up?
STLUNKO: No. But, By analysing their brain data, I have detected that they are after some kind of wand. I have also detected that this wand controls the power of the Dark Elf.
TAMPO: Do you think there is any way we can beat 1-Up and Homestar Runner to the Graveyard?
STLUNKO: Negative. This Unkown Firewall is stopping me from detecting anyone inside the graveyard or even near the graveyard.
BRODY: So, When you lose 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection, then you will know that they are in the Graveyard.
TAMPO: No. 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection is gone. But, They were nowhere near the forcefield when they dissapeared.
STLUNKO: Forcefield?!
TAMPO: That's my way of saying firewall.
BLUEBRY: this writing is lackluster at best
BRODY: But, Not only is it a forcefield. It is actualy literally a firewall.
BLUEBRY: so it's literally a wall of fire
It burns with black darkness.
STLUNKO: We better not go near it.
TAMPO: Why?
STLUNKO: Remember what happened last time we handled with Black Fire.
BLUEBRY: hey guys remember the last time we handled with improper grammar?
BRODY: It's called Dark Fire.
STLUNKO: Whatever, Whatever. The oint is, The last time we handled something like the Dark Elve's Power, We were destroyed.
BLUEBRY: he makes a good oint
BRODY: But, He isn't using the Dark elve's Power.
TAMPO: That might be true. But, This guy is using some kind of power that has Darkness and the abilaty to control the dead. This is a different kind of Darkness. It controls Zombies, Vampires, Monsters, Witches and any other types of scary stuff.
STLUNKO: Including Aliens?
TAMPO: Yes.
BLUEBRY: but only the scary ones
Why?
STLUNKO: Well, Remember Nebulon?
BRODY: He could be controled. But, Nobody would like to control NEB-1 because of the fact that he's style and power is low.
BLUEBRY: nebulon needs to get his swag on, son
He was defeated by 1-Up.
TAMPO: You must remember that 1-Up is the chosen one.
BRODY: 1-Up is the chosen one?! You never told us that!
BLUEBRY: "Oh, I forgot to mention it. Yeah, he's the savior of the world or whatever."
with this information, we could find a way to get the wand.
STLUNKO: I get what your saying. We let 1-Up and Homestar Runner get Marzichan's Dark and Powerful Wand so we can fight him when he comes back and then take control over the Dark Elf.
BRODY: That wasn't my plan. But, I like your idea better.
TAMPO: So, It is settled. Well, Let's go do stuff.
{The Paper comes down}
STLUNKO: That is not our paper. I have detected that the 1-Up Email Paper is in thew Lunar Warehouse.
TAMPO: Who cares. We'd have to keep talking if the 1-Up Email diddn't end.
BRODY: Good point.
Easter Eggs
- Click on one of Stlunko's Fists to see Strong bad and the Cheat watching Caleb Rentpayer.
Transcript
TUCKSWORTH: Are you becoming a 20X6 Superman?
(20X6) CALEB RENTPAYER: {In a cool 20X6 voice} I sure aaaaaaaaaaam!
BLUEBRY: that was the most unfunny thing i've ever seen and my school's talent show has impressionists
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Story-Time | A Thousand Jaros | Mafia | Real World | Election | Master Hand | Infection | Shoe | Ultimatium | The End | Rya 3 | Rya 2 | Rya | Treasure | Root Bear | Dan | Chibilichi Commandos 7 | Chibilichi Commandos 6 | Danger | Future | Spoon | Chocolate | Decemberween | The Squid War | Squids | King of Town | Jealousy | Dimensional | Dark Gaurdian Email | Project Ken | Sick | Digital Infection | Special Gift | Threemail | Butt Pudding | Body | Project Ben 2.5 | Top Secret | Pudding Armor | Life 2 | Deal | Piano | Lava | Going Home 3 | Extraman | Going Home 2 | Space | Revenge | Brody | Gruzzles | The Lost Email | Fire | Life | 30X2 | Off the Moon | Spam | Parents 2 | Chibilichi Commandos 2 | Funny | Sticklyman | Plot Hole | Eat | Parents | New | Separation | Boxing Gloves 2 | Clone | Carmen San Deigo | Tampo 2 | Switched Minds | Vampire | Tampo | Chibilichi Commandos | Spin Kick | Challenge |
NOXIGAR: The riff suffers primarily due to the fact that 1 Up Emails is considerably worse than anything prior to this in terms of the riffing order. Even X is the New Y and Raiku Emails are both better than this, albeit barely. Half of Bluebry's jokes simply fly out of the window, preventing me from making any smart remarks about how out-of-context they are, intentional or not. A lot of other bits would either be "I agree" or "I have sympathy for you, Bluebry"-type deals, too.
NOXIGAR: I'd have ranted about how awful this show was if I were you. Quite frankly, there may be some understanding of the 20X6 world and canon, but it is so poorly demonstrated that it gives me a headache to try and defend this. No joke. I'd rather do Calculus than riff riffs of an awful show. For the third time, I feel like there are just some things that are awful enough to be riffed by the MFT3K crew.
NOXIGAR: It's just too bad nothing Bluebry said really stuck out to me as "funny," or him soloing the episode would have been rather cool. That's what happens when you get your hopes up, I suppose...
