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+ | ''{open on Remolay and Remadin in their apartment with beards}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' Man, how long has it been since we went outside? | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' About five minutes. You know, when we decided to buy these fake beards? | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' Oh yeah. This was a horrible idea. ''{rips off beard with a tearing sound effect, Remadin cringes in pain}'' GYAAAAAH! What the heck just happened! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Remolay tries to pull off his beard, it stays on his face}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' What the hell? It's rooted itself in here! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Remadins fake beard grows back in full}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' These were just supposed to be a throw away gag! Now what? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{I Am The Doctor plays at incredibly fast speed while rapid clips of Full House are shown. Cut back to the two}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' This is not a good time, theme music! Can't you see we're in a crisis! | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, the author can't stop using exclamation points! | ||
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+ | ''{Tri barges into the room}'' | ||
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+ | '''TRI:''' Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist? | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' You're too early! Come back later! | ||
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+ | '''TRI:''' Fine! ''{Tri walks out, sad}'' There's no need to yell... | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' Wait a minute... That gives me an idea! ''{unsheathes his sword}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' NO! Wait a second! I have a better idea. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Remadin goes to the phone and dials the operator}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' Operator, get me a beard abnormality specialist. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Tri immediately barges into the room}'' | ||
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+ | '''TRI:''' Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist? | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' What took you so long? | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''TRI:''' I was stuck in traffic. What seems to be the problem | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:'' We... | ||
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+ | '''TRI:''' Fake beards stuck to your faces, eh? I can fix that. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Tri stands there for a good thirty seconds}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMADIN:''' Um... Will you fix it? | ||
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+ | '''TRI:''' Yep! | ||
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+ | ''{Tri stands there for another 15 seconds}'' | ||
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+ | '''REMOLAY:''' Fix it now or I dismember you and not in the traditional sense? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{Tri jumps back}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''TRI:''' Okay, I'll do it now! All I have to do is | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{cut to a black screen with text that says "Lazy writing" and cut back to them with Tri now having a beard as well.}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''TRI:''' Well... | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''REMADIN:''' Now what? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ''{The OP to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger plays at rapid speed, a gunshot is heard and the screen cuts to black}'' |
Revision as of 21:45, 4 October 2011
An update!
Transcript
{open on Remolay and Remadin in their apartment with beards}
REMADIN: Man, how long has it been since we went outside?
REMOLAY: About five minutes. You know, when we decided to buy these fake beards?
REMADIN: Oh yeah. This was a horrible idea. {rips off beard with a tearing sound effect, Remadin cringes in pain} GYAAAAAH! What the heck just happened!
{Remolay tries to pull off his beard, it stays on his face}
REMOLAY: What the hell? It's rooted itself in here!
{Remadins fake beard grows back in full}
REMADIN: These were just supposed to be a throw away gag! Now what?
{I Am The Doctor plays at incredibly fast speed while rapid clips of Full House are shown. Cut back to the two}
REMADIN: This is not a good time, theme music! Can't you see we're in a crisis!
REMOLAY: Yeah, the author can't stop using exclamation points!
{Tri barges into the room}
TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?
REMADIN: You're too early! Come back later!
TRI: Fine! {Tri walks out, sad} There's no need to yell...
REMOLAY: Wait a minute... That gives me an idea! {unsheathes his sword}
REMADIN: NO! Wait a second! I have a better idea.
{Remadin goes to the phone and dials the operator}
REMADIN: Operator, get me a beard abnormality specialist.
{Tri immediately barges into the room}
TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?
REMOLAY: What took you so long?
TRI: I was stuck in traffic. What seems to be the problem
'REMADIN: We...
TRI: Fake beards stuck to your faces, eh? I can fix that.
{Tri stands there for a good thirty seconds}
REMADIN: Um... Will you fix it?
TRI: Yep!
{Tri stands there for another 15 seconds}
REMOLAY: Fix it now or I dismember you and not in the traditional sense?
{Tri jumps back}
TRI: Okay, I'll do it now! All I have to do is
{cut to a black screen with text that says "Lazy writing" and cut back to them with Tri now having a beard as well.}
TRI: Well...
REMADIN: Now what?
{The OP to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger plays at rapid speed, a gunshot is heard and the screen cuts to black}