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Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends. | Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Email "natural harvest"</blockquote> | ||
Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx | Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx | ||
| − | Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field ''{easter egg}'' | + | Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite</blockquote> | ||
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| + | The Field ''{easter egg}'' | ||
Computer: Lappy 486 | Computer: Lappy 486 | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends. | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh I ''love'' that song</blockquote> | ||
<blockquote class="email"> | <blockquote class="email"> | ||
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fast cereal. Like, badly.<br> | fast cereal. Like, badly.<br> | ||
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote> | -Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT ''WAS''</blockquote> | ||
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''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}'' | ''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}'' | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}'' | '''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}'' | ||
| − | ''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}'' | + | ''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is'' |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''weeping into a bowl of Kix Berries. He looks back on the task he had so eagerly and foolishly accepted responsibility for. He should have never started his show. It was too much stress--execs barging in during his every waking hour, asking for this, that, the other thing... He had destroyed friendships, he let the power get to his head, and now he was completely alone. Aruseus held back his tears for too long and now, pistol in hand, cold metal against his temple, he could finally let it out.''</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''stirring something. Tom walk in}'' | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal! | '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal! | ||
| − | '''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle. | + | '''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES</blockquote> | ||
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| + | He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle. | ||
'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}'' | '''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}'' | ||
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move. | '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move. | ||
| − | ''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}'' | + | ''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece'' |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''and caps Lyle. Stone cold.''</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''}'' | ||
'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate. | '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate. | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise! | '''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's ''cereal''.</blockquote> | ||
'''TOM:''' M'kay. | '''TOM:''' M'kay. | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}'' | '''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X</blockquote> | ||
''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa'' | ''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa'' | ||
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'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today! | '''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd make a joke about Tyrian but literally nobody would get it so instead I'm going to do something gross like I always do.<br/>''{Skub burps half-heartedly.}''</blockquote> | ||
''{Commercial ends}'' | ''{Commercial ends}'' | ||
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'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from? | '''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from? | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Blue... bries?</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}'' | '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}'' | ||
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'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll- | '''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll- | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "touch yer pud fer half a spud"<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Has that meant anything ever?<br/>'''SKUB:''' Look i'm TRYING TO IMPLY THEYRE FUCKIN</blockquote> | ||
''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}'' | ''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}'' | ||
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''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}'' | ''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' how rangdom</blockquote> | ||
'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}'' | '''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}'' | ||
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap. | *This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 21:45, 26 August 2011
Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.
SKUB: Aruseus Email "natural harvest"
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx
Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,
SKUB: He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite
The Field {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.
SKUB: Oh I love that song
subject: cereal?Sup, Aruman?
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.
I was thinking... you need a break-
fast cereal. Like, badly.
SKUB: nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT WAS
{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}
ARUSEUS: Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. {leaves}
{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is
SKUB: weeping into a bowl of Kix Berries. He looks back on the task he had so eagerly and foolishly accepted responsibility for. He should have never started his show. It was too much stress--execs barging in during his every waking hour, asking for this, that, the other thing... He had destroyed friendships, he let the power get to his head, and now he was completely alone. Aruseus held back his tears for too long and now, pistol in hand, cold metal against his temple, he could finally let it out.
stirring something. Tom walk in}
ARUSEUS: Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!
TOM: Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.
SKUB: see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES
He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.
'{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}
HOMESCHOOL: Your move.
{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece
SKUB: and caps Lyle. Stone cold.
}
HOMESCHOOL: Checkmate.
LYLE: {Angry The Cheat noises}
{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}
ARUSEUS: I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!
SKUB: It's cereal.
TOM: M'kay.
Three minutes later...
{Cut to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run {leaves}
SKUB: Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X
{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa
ARUSEUS: Here it comes!
MITCH: Aw, great.
{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}
COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?
{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}
COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS: Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!
SKUB: I'd make a joke about Tyrian but literally nobody would get it so instead I'm going to do something gross like I always do.
{Skub burps half-heartedly.}
{Commercial ends}
MITCH: That sucked.
{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}
FOXX: Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?
SKUB: Blue... bries?
ARUSEUS: Oh, carp. Gotta run. {runs out}
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing quickly, as if in a rush} Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!
{Fox runs in}
FOXX: Come back here! I'll-
SKUB: "touch yer pud fer half a spud"
CHWOKA: Has that meant anything ever?
SKUB: Look i'm TRYING TO IMPLY THEYRE FUCKIN
{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}
FOXX: DO you MIND!?
TOM: Sorry!
{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}
SKUB: how rangdom
FOXX: CRAP! {Tom throws him}
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.
{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}
FOXX: {panting} I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...
- Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
- Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.
TOM: Oooh....meaty...
Fun Facts
- This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.
SKUB: Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.
