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Aruseus goes on an adventure. | Aruseus goes on an adventure. | ||
− | Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy, Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx | + | Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy, |
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NO '''GODDAMMIT''</blockquote> | ||
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+ | Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is a foxx like a raunchier fox</blockquote> | ||
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room | Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room | ||
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- Zippy</blockquote> | - Zippy</blockquote> | ||
− | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me? Ah well.''{clears screen}'' | + | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me? |
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock</blockquote> | ||
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+ | Ah well.''{clears screen}'' | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army... | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army... | ||
''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}'' | ''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know how happy I am that those links don't work? ''Immensely''.</blockquote> | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing? | ||
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''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}'' | ''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}'' | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH ''SOMETHING''</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{walking onscreen}'' Hey, guys, how's it going? | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{walking onscreen}'' Hey, guys, how's it going? | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait- | '''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait- | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaa''AAAAAA''LLL"</blockquote> | ||
''{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}'' | ''{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}'' | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' YES! I win again! | '''ARUSEUS:''' YES! I win again! | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd</blockquote> | ||
'''TOM:''' Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good. | '''TOM:''' Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good. | ||
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'''FOXX:''' You are going down. | '''FOXX:''' You are going down. | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! I'll set you up! | '''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! I'll set you up! | ||
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is fun about this. Literally what.</blockquote> |
Revision as of 21:34, 26 August 2011
Aruseus goes on an adventure.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,
'SKUB: NO GODDAMMIT
Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx
SKUB: Is a foxx like a raunchier fox
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.
subject: adventure!Yo, Aruseus,
- Zippy
Have you ever had a crazy adventure?
ARUSEUS: {typing} Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me?
SKUB: Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock
Ah well.{clears screen}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...
{Cut to The Field, like it was in this is war}
SKUB: You know how happy I am that those links don't work? Immensely.
STRONG BAD: Argh... what are you guys doing?
LYLE: (Fighting for our country!)
TOM: Go us!
ARUSEUS: Must... pee...
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...
{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in future shock}
SKUB: GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH SOMETHING
ARUSEUS: {walking onscreen} Hey, guys, how's it going?
ZIPPY: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.
ARUSEUS: Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-
SKUB: "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaaAAAAAALLL"
{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}
ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! {rushes out}
{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}
{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}
ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
ZIPPY K: Not if I could help it! {jumps and kicks, but misses}
ANTHRUSEUS: You are going down! {Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}
ARUSEUS: YES! I win again!
SKUB: DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd
TOM: Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.
ARUSEUS: I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?
FOXX: You are going down.
SKUB: PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE
ARUSEUS: Ok! I'll set you up!
TOM: I'm outta here. {leaves}
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.
FOXX: Hahaha! I win!
ARUSEUS: DANG!
Fun Facts
SKUB: What is fun about this. Literally what.