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Summary

Though he's on the road sea, that won't stop him from checking an email...or will it?

Cast(in order of appearence): Chaos, The Cheat, Bubs, Kanjiro

Places: The Boat, International Space Station, Chaos' Basement

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: November 30, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: I...really don't know how I'm able to check emails with my regular computer...in a Boat. Whatever.

{Types in "Run [email protected]//Email, Email appears onscreen.}

Der Chos,

Hve you evr had a rely bad day, and you jst didnt want to get out of bed
Dan from fl
(not fish lake)

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} Well, Dan, I'm having a pretty confused day, right now, And I-{Phone rings} Oh, hold on.

{Picks up cell phone}

CHAOS: Oui? What? I'll get right on that. {hangs up cell phone}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Ah, my little, yellow, business man. How's work?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat Noises}

CHAOS: Well, I just got a call from Bubs. He wants us to meet him at the International Space Station for some reason or another. Well, let's go! {Jumps out the side of The Boat and flies to the space station, Where Bubs is crying}

BUBS: Oh, Chaos! I'm glad you're here! I just lost millions of dollars to-

CHAOS: Wait, wait. You have millions of dollars?

BUBS: I like to invest.

CHAOS: Clearly. Now, how did you lose it?

BUBS: I {pant} flushed {pant} it down {pant} the toilet.

CHAOS: That's it? Then just fly out there and go get it!

BUBS: But my spacesuit has a thorn in it!

CHAOS: That's a lamer excuse than Kanjiro.

THE CHEAT: {Holds up wallet, and make Cheat noises}

CHAOS: When did you get that?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

BUBS: Yay!

CHAOS: Well, then, if that's all you need...

BUBS: WAIT! Can you also get me a cannon the size of Mars?

CHAOS: It'll need to be funded by your...millions...

THE CHEAT: {Opens up wallet, and hangs it downwards, while making sad Cheat noises}

BUBS: Noooooo! Well, you guys can leave.

CHAOS: Ok, then! {flies away}

CHAOS: You took his money out of his wallet, didn't you?

{The Cheat holds up a giant wad of cash.}

CHAOS: To France!

{The screen turns white to reveal Chaos, sleeping on his floor in his basement.}

CHAOS: Whoa! Was that all just a dream?

KANJIRO: {Echoing} Chaos? Chaos?

CHAOS: Hmm? Kanjiro?

{The screen turns black, then returns to The Boat, with Kanjiro only a few inches away from his face.}

CHAOS: Daah! Was that all just a crazy dream?

KANJIRO: Appearently, because you were mumbling to yourself about Bubs, Space, and some french in there.

CHAOS: Good thing I'm not driving The Boat, right?

KANJIRO: Actually, you are. Now, STEER!

{Chaos grabs the wheel ans turns to the right, avoiding an Iceberg.}

CHAOS: We must be getting close to...

KANJIRO: The North Pole.

CHAOS: Oh, yeah!

{Screen turns black and white words read "No Chaos_Emails for a while. Working on LLTW(Long Live The Wiki!)")