Difference between revisions of "The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP5"

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JAM: Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu, (Previously on the Stupid Dumbass Stupid Show,)

OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!

LEO: No, it isn't KP! It's....

{KP reveals to be SKP}'

SKP: Shadow Keith Pom!

SG: You?! How'd YOU get here?!

SKP: Disguise. Duh.

{Now...}

SG: No, how'd you get to Earth? You know getting shadows here is very complicated!

OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Uh, what about the jail?

SKP: I went through the jail toilet, which sewer water mixed with shadow causes an nuclear explosion.

CG: What about ol' mummyface?

SKP: Yeah, I don't know who dat is.

CG: Well kiddies, you know what that means! Time for a flashback! Shadowpher, do the honors.

SG: {waves hand so we do a wavy flashback.}

{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}

CG: Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get {the wall cracks open and the room shakes} Yes! Vid came through! {Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun} Well howdy thar stranger.

STRANGER: Hmm... Yes, just call me that. {turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.} You bustin' out?

SKP: Oh, he's the fourth wall police, tracking you down.

SG: ... ... ... Whatever.

SKP: Anyways, I came back to invite Shadowpher back to Shadow Dimension, but I also played jokes.

{manical laughter}

SG: How the hell do you plan to do that? Me and Crypto've tried, but it seems impossible.

SKP: You gotta click you heels and say "I belevive in Shadow-going-backness".

SG: What.

CG: Very what.

SKP: Wanna go back, or not?

SG: Will I have to work for {shudders} him again?

SKP: No, NPS will let you work for me and you're my favorite.

SG: He'd better not double-cross me again, though. But, I'll take you up on your offer, for now.

OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Uh, seriously, what the hell happened to my jail?!

SKP: Shut up and just be happy you wern't in there at THE DAMN TIME!

SG: Well? I want to see if NPS has completely ruined everything yet.

SKP: Fine. Do it.

SG: ... Vid, turn off the camera

VID Okay.

SG: ... I'm serious, idgit.

VID: {Stifling laughter} Okay. {Pushes a button on the camera.}

SG: {Glaring; clicks heels} I belevive in Shadow-going back-ness.

{The whole gang teleports to Shadow dimension. all but SKP fall on ground}

VID: Hey, how'd we all end up here?!

SKP: Everyone in a range of ten feet go with the person that did it.

OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Er, y'all are under arrest for kidnapping an off-

SG: Oh, do be quiet. {waves hand; Brimbleski is muted} Well, where's ol' ugly?

NPS: Over here, you stupid waste of space. Now, shut up or you'll be my guard again. Your job with SKP is........caddy.

SG: ...Fine.

ZOE: What about us?

NPS: Oh, yea. SKP, take them home.

VID: {whispering} I thought you said this was impossible!

CG: {whispering back} I did I did I did.

{SKP does the thing with everyone but SG and NPS in range of ten feet}

{cut to the Yates}

ZOE: ...How long do you think Shadow'll last 'til he whacks SKP over the head with a golf club?

CG: About... the front nine.

KP: Hey, guys.

{end toon]