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Summary

TheDenzel interviews NachoMan

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Hey there, everybody. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show, your home for non-stop shopping deals. Today we have NachoMan on the show. Welcome aboard, Nacho.

NACHOMAN: {cannot be seen} Thank you, Denz.

THEDENZEL: {confused} Wh.. where are you?

NACHOMAN: Down here, ya morice!

{A little Jaro with a cape hops up from behind the desk. He lands on top and lays down.}

THEDENZEL: Oh wow. So you're actually a Jaro?

NACHOMAN: Of course. As the greatest person of all time, I needed an avatar that represented my awesomeness.

THEDENZEL: Ah. So why'd you go with the name NachoMan?

NACHOMAN: {smugly} Well, I think this flashback will explain that!

{flashback to young nachoman wearing a diaper at a computer}

NACHOMAN AS A BABY: COOKIE

{young nachoman types gibberish on the computer. The flashback ends.}

NACHOMAN: So obviously, I picked NachoMan because I am a superhero who.. likes nachos.

THEDENZEL: Hmm. Well it's good to know the studio's flashback monitor is still in tact. So, tell me, NachoMan, what's new with you?

NACHOMAN: Well, nothing much really. I have recently gone back to writing Jaro Emails.

THEDENZEL: And how is that going?

NACHOMAN: Amazing. I advise you to go read them right now.

THEDENZEL: ...No. Just tell me about them.

NACHOMAN: Fine. It's basically Jaro and his friends. And they check email.

{pause}

NACHOMAN: {close up} THE MINIONS OF A SINISTER MAN, A STICK FIGURE AND A PIRATE ARE GOING THROUGH THE TIME STREAM TRYING TO DESTROY THE FINAL HOPE FOR THE UNIVERSE, NAY, ALL UNIVERSES IN THE MULTIVERSE.

THEDENZEL: Ehh. Sounds a little dull. What else do you got?

NACHOMAN: Well there's this one email where they need to buy a car is that exciting

THEDENZEL: Wait, so you're literally not involved in anything else on the wiki?

NACHOMAN: Uhh.... I draw stuff sometimes... Does being a mod count as anything else??

THEDENZEL: Well, what sort of stuff do you draw?

NACHOMAN: I draw users. Remember? I drew you as a soul man!

THEDENZEL: Oh right. Right. What made you start making those in the first place?

NACHOMAN: Well, at first I drew some intentionally bad pictures of some users for some thread on the forum, which eventually crept over here. Over time, the quality of them began to increase until I started doing very exaggerated and sometimes "creepy" artwork.

THEDENZEL: Which one of your drawings is your favorite?

NACHOMAN: Oh, I love them all the same! They're like my children.

THEDENZEL: But if you had one extra Christmas present to give, and all the children already had equal amounts, which one would you secretly give it to after the others had already gone to sleep?

NACHOMAN: I would keep it for myself.

THEDENZEL: Well, which one was the most difficult for you to make?