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'''TRACY:'''''{singing badly}'' I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Churuya-san! I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Harunyan! I've got HaaAAH- ''{is pulled offscreen by an unseen figure}'' | '''TRACY:'''''{singing badly}'' I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Churuya-san! I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Harunyan! I've got HaaAAH- ''{is pulled offscreen by an unseen figure}'' | ||
− | ''{MB walks onscreen, looking around. After a while, | + | ''{MB walks onscreen, looking around. After a few seconds, he walks offscreen. Cut back to Bell and Sarah walking around the convention}'' |
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... Hmmmmmm... ''{passes a table with baseball caps that look similar to [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/f/f3/Ambush_Bug_-_Year_None_4.jpg Ambush Bug's] face, complete with antennae, stops walking, looks at the hats}'' ... | ||
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+ | ''{cut to a short while later. Bell is wearing one of the Ambush Bug hats, and has a face similar to that of [http://zepy.momotato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nyoron.jpg Churuya-san's]}'' | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:''' Okay, I understand that you're a fan of the Ambush Bug series, but did you have to buy four of the hats? | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' Yes. I need one for wearing, one for replacing the first one when I forget to adjust the hat size and accidentally rip it in half over my bell-head, one for selling on eBay for a high price, and one for hitting Tracy with. | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:''' ...Ooookay. | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' Say, what day is it? | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:''' Umm... It's the fitfhtifnh. | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' ...What? | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:'''''{coughs up a hairball}'' Sorry. It's the fifteenth. Why'd you ask? | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' I forgot. | ||
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+ | ''{Sarah facepalms. Cut to some empty, poorly-lit room. Tracy is tied to a chair in the middle. Three cloaked figures walk up to him}'' | ||
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+ | '''TRACY:''' WHO ARE YOU?! WHY DID YOU CAPTURE ME?! | ||
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+ | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 1:'''''{deep voice}'' That is for us to know, and for you to never find out. | ||
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+ | '''TRACY:''' You're all weeaboos who spent all your money on junk food and manga and you want to steal my figmas. | ||
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+ | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 3:'''''{nasal voice}'' Aww, how'd you know? | ||
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+ | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 2:'''''{equally nasal voice}'' Shut up, Larry! | ||
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+ | '''CLOAKED FIGURE 3:''' No, you shut up! | ||
'''''TO BE COMPLETED''''' | '''''TO BE COMPLETED''''' |
Revision as of 00:16, 10 May 2009
Summary
The cast goes to WonderCon 2805.
Cast: Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Im a bell,
Places: Mature Bling's Living Room,
Insult: rusty old spoons
Credit Joke: Ambush Bug
Episode Information: 604-4chan References Aren't Always Funny
Transcript
{open to MB's living room. The cast, aside from Bell, is here. The door flings open, and Bell marches onscreen}
SARAH: ...Wh-
IM A BELL: ATTENTION! FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE MORE NORMAL!
MATURE BLING: ...Oookay.
IM A BELL: NOW, EVERYONE PUT PAPER BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS AND DANCE AROUND WHILST HUMMING THE DOCTOR WHO THEME {pulls out a paper bag, puts on head, starts dancing in a circle} DOO DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DAH DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOOOOO DAH DOH DOOOO DADOO DADOOOOO DADOODADOOOOO DADOO DADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRACY: HOW THE HELL IS THIS NORMAL?!
IM A BELL: QUIET YOU
{cue opening theme. Cut back to the living room. Once again, Bell is not here. MB is typing something on a laptop}
MATURE BLING: ...Hey, what does the title of this episode have to do with anything?
TRACY: This is episode 34, dumbass.
MATURE BLING: ...DAMN YOU, INTERNETS-
{Bell runs onscreen holding some plastic tickets. He is in his fursona form}
IM A BELL: GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO A CONVENTION GET YOUR FURSONAS ON {hands a pass to everyone else}
TRACY:{transforms into fursona} ANTHROCON YAY
{Sarah transforms into her fursona}
IM A BELL: ...AnthroCon? We're going to WonderCon.
TRACY: ...Then why the hell did you make us transform into-
IM A BELL: Why not?
TRACY: ...Good point.
MATURE BLING: CAN WE JUST GO ALREADY‽
IM A BELL:{nods} Interrobang.
TRACY: Teehee.
{cut to the San Francisco International Airport. A plane lands. Cut to the Moscone Center South. It has a large banner above its doors reading "WonderCon 2805". The cast walks onscreen, and into the building. Cut to inside the building. A security guard slides onscreen}
GUARD: PASSES PLEASE
{the cast shows the guard their passes}
GUARD: Hmm... OKAY YOU CAN GO IN YA STUPID FURRIES
TRACY: How dare y-
IM A BELL: THANK YOU, SIR. {drags Tracy offscreen}
{cut to further inside the convention. The group walks onscreen}
MATURE BLING: Hmm... Where should we go first?
TRACY: Where's the hentai?
IM A BELL: This is WONDERCON. They don't sell hentai here!
TRACY: ...Oh. Right. Hehe...
MATURE BLING: Dumbass...
TRACY: WHAT WAS THAT
MATURE BLING: N-NOTHING! Nothing! Freak...
TRACY: WHAT DID Y-
RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} SHUT UP!
TRACY: Sorry!
SARAH: Can we just go already?!
TRACY: OKAY, OKAY. JESUS.
RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} WHAT DID I JUST SAY
TRACY: Eep.
{cut to somewhere else in the convention. The cast walks onscreen}
TRACY: WAIT WHAT IS THAT
MATURE BLING: ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Figmas, to be exact. Why-
TRACY: HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII {runs toward the figmas}
SARAH: H-HEY! {starts to run after Tracy} COME BACK H-
IM A BELL:{grabs Sarah's arm} No, just let him buy his toys. {sighs}
SARAH: Oh, alright...
{pause}
MATURE BLING: ...I say we leave him here.
BELL & SARAH: Agreed.
{cut to a while later. The cast, sans Tracy, walk onscreen}
IM A BELL: Hmm... {grabs a box set of DVDs} Neon Genesis Evangelion, huh? I've always wanted to see this-
{A nerd that is male, fat, hairy, and dressed as Rei Ayanami walks up to Bell}
RANDOM NERD:' DUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN EVANGELION WHAT THE HELL
IM A BELL: ...You reek of sweat and day-old pizza.
RANDOM NERD: WHAT {lifts up shirt, reaches into one of his many rolls of fat, pulls out from it a slice of pepperoni pizza dripping with what appears to be sweat} ... {devours the pizza slice}
SARAH: ... {grabs from offscreen a Stormtrooper helmet, vomits into it, places it back offscreen}
RANDOM NERD: BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVANGELION
{another male, fat, and hairy nerd walks up next to the first nerd. He is dressed as Asuka Langley Soryu}
RANDOM NERD 2: HE HASN'T
RANDOM NERD 1: NO
RANDOM NERD 2: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HASN'T SEEN EVANGELION
RANDOM NERD 1: I KNOW RIGHT
{the two nerds stare at eachother for a few seconds, and then start making out with eachother}
SARAH: ... {grabs the Stormtrooper helmet again, vomits into it again, places it back offscreen}
IM A BELL: Eeeeuuuuunnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
MATURE BLING: LET'S JUST GO ALREADY
{Bell, Sarah, and MB walk offscreen. A guy dressed as a stormtrooper, sans helmet, walks onscreen}
STORMTROOPER: Oh, HERE'S my helmet! {grabs the Stormtrooper helmet from offscreen, turns it upside down, and places on his head} ...AGH ENGH OH GOD
{vomit starts seeping out from under the helmet. Cut to somewhere else in the convention}
IM A BELL: Hmm... Where should we head now?
MATURE BLING: Let's go find Tracy.
{cut to a disturbingly detailed close-up of Bell's face}
IM A BELL: Eunghhh...
{cut back}
IM A BELL: Maybe later.
MATURE BLING: But-
{cut back to the close-up for two seconds, and then cut back}
MATURE BLING: ...No, really, we-
{cut back to the close-up for two seconds, and then cut to a not-so-detailed close-up of Mature Bling. The camera starts switching between Bell's disturbing close-up and MB's close-up, each lasting two seconds each. Each time, MB's face has a different expression. In order, they are; an exasperated face, O_o, :I, , a facepalm, and a fist. Cut back to the group. Bell is laying on the ground. MB is stepping on his stomach repeatedly}
MATURE BLING:{each syllable is said during a step} We're. Go. Ing. To. Find. Tra. Cy.
IM A BELL: Dear Primus, if you want to find him, look for him yourself and leave us alone.
MATURE BLING: What a wonderful idea! {runs offscreen, runs back onscreen, kicks Bell in the nuts, runs back offscreen}
IM A BELL: Ow.
{cut to somewhere else within the convention. Tracy is carrying plastic bags filled with stuff}
TRACY:{singing badly} I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Churuya-san! I've got Haruhi-chan figmas! I've got Harunyan! I've got HaaAAH- {is pulled offscreen by an unseen figure}
{MB walks onscreen, looking around. After a few seconds, he walks offscreen. Cut back to Bell and Sarah walking around the convention}
IM A BELL: Hmm... Hmmmmmm... {passes a table with baseball caps that look similar to Ambush Bug's face, complete with antennae, stops walking, looks at the hats} ...
{cut to a short while later. Bell is wearing one of the Ambush Bug hats, and has a face similar to that of Churuya-san's}
SARAH: Okay, I understand that you're a fan of the Ambush Bug series, but did you have to buy four of the hats?
IM A BELL: Yes. I need one for wearing, one for replacing the first one when I forget to adjust the hat size and accidentally rip it in half over my bell-head, one for selling on eBay for a high price, and one for hitting Tracy with.
SARAH: ...Ooookay.
IM A BELL: Say, what day is it?
SARAH: Umm... It's the fitfhtifnh.
IM A BELL: ...What?
SARAH:{coughs up a hairball} Sorry. It's the fifteenth. Why'd you ask?
IM A BELL: I forgot.
{Sarah facepalms. Cut to some empty, poorly-lit room. Tracy is tied to a chair in the middle. Three cloaked figures walk up to him}
TRACY: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY DID YOU CAPTURE ME?!
CLOAKED FIGURE 1:{deep voice} That is for us to know, and for you to never find out.
TRACY: You're all weeaboos who spent all your money on junk food and manga and you want to steal my figmas.
CLOAKED FIGURE 3:{nasal voice} Aww, how'd you know?
CLOAKED FIGURE 2:{equally nasal voice} Shut up, Larry!
CLOAKED FIGURE 3: No, you shut up!
TO BE COMPLETED