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=== Season 7 ===
 
=== Season 7 ===
 
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
 
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
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* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]
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* '''Credits Music (1):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]
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* '''Credits Music (Clark-centric Episodes):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN?! - Savestates]
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* '''Credits Music (2):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN?! - Savestates]
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* '''Credits Music (3):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-youve-tried-the-restus-s2-credits-2 You've Tried The Restus (Deadly Space Action - Credits 2 - Season 2) - Savestates]
  
 
==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
 
==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====

Latest revision as of 16:57, 24 January 2015

Intros and Credits

Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by someone in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

  • Intro Music: ""
  • Credits Music: ""

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 6 Intro visuals

Lyrics Visuals
[Violin opening] Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
[More music before singing] Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin. Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire. The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
[Music stops] A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.

Season 7

Season 7 Intro visuals

Lyrics Visuals
Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh In time to the beat, the following words show up in pairs, while silhouettes of the main cast show up on the side, with colors depending on who they are:
  • CONSHOW Written and Directed by Conchris
    • CONCHRIS (Blue slide, left side, with light blue silhouette) CLARK (Red slide, right side, with light red silhouette)
  • Hosted by Reedsen Network
    • JAKE (Green slide, left side, with light green silhouette, replaces Conchris) KATIE (Yellow slide, right side, with light yellow silhouette, replaces Clark)
  • ARIA (Purple slide, pushes in from left side, with light purple silhouette) MR PERSON (Orange slide, pushes in from right side, with light orange silhouette)
  • FOREST (Black slide, pushes in from bottom, bumping all characters off, has white silhouette). As soon as the music starts picking up, the screen is wiped.
I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go Clips from the episodes of Conshow start playing.
I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame. Clips from the episodes of Conshow continue playing, before cutting to Jake and Katie's house.
I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in. Jake walks in, throwing himself onto the couch and grabbing the remote. Katie walks in after he settles down, sitting down on his stomach, causing him to flail wildly.
And you think I'm cool but I don't, man. Aria and Mr. Person, in turn, jumps out from behind the couch, surprising the pair of them, until Forest fires a missile at them. It misses, causing it to careen into the camera. Cut to the streets.
And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . Conchris is tinkering with a bicycle while Clark walks along at the opposite side of the street, stopping to glare at him.
And I think bad timing just won't wait Clark throws a rubber ball at Conchris, hitting him in the head and prompting the villain to laugh before getting knocked over.
Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)... More clips from the episodes of Conshow play.
I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering... ""
If she's the one... or not. ""
So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go Camera cuts to the streets, panning quickly until it stops in front of Jake and Katie's house, revealing a gathering of characters, major and minor, standing outside. Intro gag applies here.
But I know, I know that it's too late. The scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
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