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Aruseus gets a dare. | Aruseus gets a dare. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I dare you to continue this Email show."</blockquote> | ||
Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}'' | Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}'' | ||
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Date: January 4th, 2007 | Date: January 4th, 2007 | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I bet this was really awesome back in 2007 when it all started. Otherwise it wouldn't have gotten a Fanstuff of the Fortnight in late 2008.</blockquote> | ||
== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
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JLAMMY MAN<br /> | JLAMMY MAN<br /> | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why would you accept this email? That's a totally lucid premise that really goes nowhere.</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare. | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare. | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan! | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Does it involve transferring the email to someone else?</blockquote> | ||
''{Aruseus types onscreen}'' | ''{Aruseus types onscreen}'' | ||
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'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time! | '''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Well, bullying Strong Sad without an explicable reason wass definitely one of the quirks early Strong Bad Emails had. Not a funny quirk by any means, but if he wants his Email show to fluorish I guess he has to continue along with the imitative nature.</blockquote> | ||
''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}'' | ''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}'' | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito! | '''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh, a Pokemon nod. Although I think this was back when Gen. IV was still the norm. Also, Hyper Beam sucks. "You'll lock yourself in for a turn? I'll just switch over to this Ghost-type here, and-"<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Yeah, those nitpicks are more Noxigar's style. Anyway, I guess it's good for the author to keep his reference frame... stable?</blockquote> | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}'' | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you! | '''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "I couldn't totally not reference Naruto. After all, I still found that show likeable until Shippuden!"<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Heh. Noxigar found Naruto okay enough to watch until later variants of it threw him off too much.</blockquote> | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}'' | ||
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'''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS! | '''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I recommend Zaba's next time you're in the mood for Mexican cuisine. You'd actually get to choose the burrito's ingredients so your guts don't split!</blockquote> | ||
'''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}'' | '''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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'''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE! | '''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Line totally didn't come out of nowhere. Nope.</blockquote> | ||
''{The Paper comes down}'' | ''{The Paper comes down}'' | ||
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy... | '''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy... | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I feel bad for Strong Sad.</blockquote> | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail". | *Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail". | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' REFERENCE TO ANOTHER SHOW I WOULDN'T KNOW OF</blockquote> | ||
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*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date. | *This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Thankfully, this was also the easiest riff to date.</blockquote> | ||
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*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses. | *1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Oh, if only I remembered Naruto well enough to check your facts.</blockquote> | ||
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*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]] | *"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]] | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' REFERENCE TO ANOTHER SHOW I WOULDN'T KNOW OF</blockquote> | ||
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*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape | *Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' If only either Noxigar or myself cared about Runescape~</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 14:09, 21 December 2012
Aruseus gets a dare.
NAMINE: "I dare you to continue this Email show."
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad {easter egg}}
Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room {easter egg}
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: January 4th, 2007
NAMINE: I bet this was really awesome back in 2007 when it all started. Otherwise it wouldn't have gotten a Fanstuff of the Fortnight in late 2008.
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I'm all about the e-mail. It's crazy cool.
subject: jlammyaruseus
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
JLAMMY MAN
NAMINE: Why would you accept this email? That's a totally lucid premise that really goes nowhere.
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.
{Aruseus gets up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}
ARUSEUS: Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,
{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}
A few minutes later...
ARUSEUS: {panting} jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan!
NAMINE: Does it involve transferring the email to someone else?
{Aruseus types onscreen}
ARUSEUS: Perfect plan.
STRONG BAD: High-five!
{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}
INNER ARUSEUS: CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!
NAMINE: Well, bullying Strong Sad without an explicable reason wass definitely one of the quirks early Strong Bad Emails had. Not a funny quirk by any means, but if he wants his Email show to fluorish I guess he has to continue along with the imitative nature.
{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times.
LYLE: {Offscreen, The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito!
NAMINE: Oh, a Pokemon nod. Although I think this was back when Gen. IV was still the norm. Also, Hyper Beam sucks. "You'll lock yourself in for a turn? I'll just switch over to this Ghost-type here, and-"
NAMINE: Yeah, those nitpicks are more Noxigar's style. Anyway, I guess it's good for the author to keep his reference frame... stable?
LYLE: {Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!
NAMINE: "I couldn't totally not reference Naruto. After all, I still found that show likeable until Shippuden!"
NAMINE: Heh. Noxigar found Naruto okay enough to watch until later variants of it threw him off too much.
LYLE: {screams, Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zippy what he deserv-
{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}
TOM: {offscreen} AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!
LYLE: {The Cheat noises}
TOM: LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!
NAMINE: I recommend Zaba's next time you're in the mood for Mexican cuisine. You'd actually get to choose the burrito's ingredients so your guts don't split!
LYLE: {depressed The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!
TOM: THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!
NAMINE: Line totally didn't come out of nowhere. Nope.
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.
{Cut to Strong Sad's room}
STRONG SAD: Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...
NAMINE: I feel bad for Strong Sad.
Fun Facts
- Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
NAMINE: REFERENCE TO ANOTHER SHOW I WOULDN'T KNOW OF
- This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
NAMINE: Thankfully, this was also the easiest riff to date.
- 1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
NAMINE: Oh, if only I remembered Naruto well enough to check your facts.
- "Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email this is war.
NAMINE: REFERENCE TO ANOTHER SHOW I WOULDN'T KNOW OF
- Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape
NAMINE: If only either Noxigar or myself cared about Runescape~
