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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,  
 
Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,  
  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NO '''GODDAMMIT''</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NO '''GODDAMMIT'''</blockquote>
  
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Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx
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Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K,  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' so good he's in here twice</blockquote>
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Foxx
  
 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is a foxx like a raunchier fox</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is a foxx like a raunchier fox</blockquote>
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Ah well.''{clears screen}''
 
Ah well.''{clears screen}''
  
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester?  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' zippy got that nickname from the bdsm party where the zipper on his mask broke and well I guess you had to be there</blockquote>
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Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...
  
 
''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}''
 
''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing?
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing?
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{Strong Bad then walks offscreen, having fulfilled his contractual agreements}''</blockquote>
  
 
'''LYLE:''' ''(Fighting for our country!)''
 
'''LYLE:''' ''(Fighting for our country!)''
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know what this show needs more of? time travel.</blockquote>
  
 
''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''
 
''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''
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'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
 
'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' humor AND action? this show's got it all!!</blockquote>
  
 
''{Cut back to Lappy}''
 
''{Cut back to Lappy}''
  
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! ''{rushes out}''
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice?  
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that's still the worst name for anything ever</blockquote>
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Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! ''{rushes out}''
  
 
''{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}''
 
''{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hehehehehehehe ''{slaps his knee}''</blockquote>
  
 
''{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}''
 
''{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}''
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i bet mr. fox will be fantastic at this game</blockquote>
  
 
'''FOXX:''' You are going down.
 
'''FOXX:''' You are going down.
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'''TOM:''' I'm outta here. ''{leaves}''
 
'''TOM:''' I'm outta here. ''{leaves}''
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i hope everyone caught that hilarious punchli- oh wait there wasn't one</blockquote>
  
 
''{The Paper comes down}''
 
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'''ARUSEUS:''' DANG!
 
'''ARUSEUS:''' DANG!
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' well worth the wait</blockquote>
  
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
== Fun Facts ==
  
 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is fun about this. Literally what.</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is fun about this. Literally what.</blockquote>

Latest revision as of 23:27, 26 August 2011

Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,

SKUB: NO GODDAMMIT

Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K,

NACHOMAN: so good he's in here twice

Foxx

SKUB: Is a foxx like a raunchier fox

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

ARUSEUS: {typing} Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me?

SKUB: Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock

Ah well.{clears screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Adventures, eh, Zipmiester?

NACHOMAN: zippy got that nickname from the bdsm party where the zipper on his mask broke and well I guess you had to be there

Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

{Cut to The Field, like it was in this is war}

SKUB: You know how happy I am that those links don't work? Immensely.

STRONG BAD: Argh... what are you guys doing?

NACHOMAN: {Strong Bad then walks offscreen, having fulfilled his contractual agreements}

LYLE: (Fighting for our country!)

TOM: Go us!

ARUSEUS: Must... pee...

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

NACHOMAN: you know what this show needs more of? time travel.

{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in future shock}

SKUB: GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH SOMETHING

ARUSEUS: {walking onscreen} Hey, guys, how's it going?

ZIPPY: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

ARUSEUS: Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

SKUB: "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaaAAAAAALLL"

{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

NACHOMAN: humor AND action? this show's got it all!!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice?

NACHOMAN: that's still the worst name for anything ever

Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! {rushes out}

{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}

NACHOMAN: hehehehehehehe {slaps his knee}

{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}

ANTHRUSEUS: I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

ZIPPY K: Not if I could help it! {jumps and kicks, but misses}

ANTHRUSEUS: You are going down! {Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}

ARUSEUS: YES! I win again!

SKUB: DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd

TOM: Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

ARUSEUS: I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

NACHOMAN: i bet mr. fox will be fantastic at this game

FOXX: You are going down.

SKUB: PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE

ARUSEUS: Ok! I'll set you up!

TOM: I'm outta here. {leaves}

NACHOMAN: i hope everyone caught that hilarious punchli- oh wait there wasn't one

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

FOXX: Hahaha! I win!

ARUSEUS: DANG!

NACHOMAN: well worth the wait

Fun Facts

SKUB: What is fun about this. Literally what.
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