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''{Bluebry walks up to the counter}'' | ''{Bluebry walks up to the counter}'' | ||
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'''BLUEBRY:''' Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Woods. | '''BLUEBRY:''' Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Woods. |
Latest revision as of 04:40, 13 November 2011
Transcript
{Bluebry walks up to the counter}
NOXIGAR: The counter at what place?
BLUEBRY: Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Woods.
NOXIGAR: "For no specific medical field. I just need to see him!"
CLERK: Alright, and your name?
{Bluebry looks around to see only one other person in the waiting room.}
BLUEBRY: I think I'm the only person on the list.
CLERK: We still need you to clarify your name for security purposes.
BLUEBRY: {sighs} Blu-
CLERK: Bluebry?
NOXIGAR: Lucky guess
BLUEBRY: Yes.
CLERK: The doctor will see you shortly.
{Suddenly, Soulja Boy comes out and starts doing the Soulja Boy dance. The Clerk and Bluebry join in the dance.}
SOULJA BOY TELL EM: WATCH ME CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO
CLERK: Sir?
SOULJA BOY TELL EM: WATCH ME CRANK DAT ROBOCOP
CLERK: Sir?
SOULJA BOY TELL EM: I LEAN TO THE LEFT AND CRANK DAT THANG
CLERK: Mr. Bluebry?
NOXIGAR: "Save me from this shit-ass song?"
{Suddenly Bluebry wakes up to see that nothing exciting has happened at all and that he is still stuck in the waiting room}
CLERK: The doctor will see you now.
{Bluebry walks into the patient room.}
DOCTOR: Hello, how are you today?
BLUEBRY: Not good, I have a sore throat and I'm afraid it's strep.
NOXIGAR: So the doctor's profession is medicine. Specifically, symptom analysis and antibiotic recommendations therefrom.
DOCTOR: Well, let's see. {puts on latex gloves} Open your mouth please?
{Bluebry opens his mouth}
DOCTOR: A little more.
{Bluebry opens his mouth a little more}
DOCTOR: No, everything looks fine. If I was worried I would take a swab, but you're good.
NOXIGAR: Here comes the anticlimax, I guess.
BLUEBRY: Alright, thank you anyway.
DOCTOR: Please see the nurse outside for billing.
The End
NOXIGAR: How come the episodes are so short and lacking in detail? Makes this stuff really tedious to read, let alone riff.