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| | Cow Puncher visits after years | | Cow Puncher visits after years |
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| − | '''Cast: Anthony Sullivan, Cow Puncher, Bell, Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, ''' | + | '''Cast: ''' |
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| − | '''Places: TV Set, Cow Puncher's House, Mature Bling's House, ''' | + | '''Places: TV Set, Cow Puncher's House, ''' |
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| | '''Insult: incestuous fucking machines''' | | '''Insult: incestuous fucking machines''' |
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| | '''COW:''' FFFFFFFFF | | '''COW:''' FFFFFFFFF |
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| − | ''{opening sequence. Cut to MB's living room. Bell and Sarah are there, watching television}'' | + | ''{opening sequence. Cut to Bling's living room. Bell and Sarah are there, watching television}'' |
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| − | '''ANTHONY SULLIVAN:'''''{on television}'' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''
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| − | '''ANTHONY DOLL:'''''{on television}'' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...Didn't Billy Mays do this, like, a month ago, or something?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' I think so...
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| − | ''{Cow Puncher bursts through the doors}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' AAH!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
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| − | '''COW:''' Bell! Bell!
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| − | '''SARAH:''' HOW DOES IT KNOW YOUR NAME?!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' I DON'T KNOW!
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| − | '''COW:''' Remember me? From Wiki City! 2007 and 2008? Come on, you have to!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' NOT REALLY!
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| − | ''{MB walks onscreen}''
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' Oh, hey, CP! When'd you get here?
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| − | '''COW:''' Hello Bling. Whatever-so-happened to your cute lisp?
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...It died over 800 years ago.
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| − | '''COW:''' ... How am I not aware of this long aging that happened when I was in Space Sparta?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' You mean like that it's currently the year 2805?
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| − | '''COW:''' I visited Space Sparta for one year, so it's only 2009 there, but here, It's somehow 2805!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Maybe time runs slower in Sssssssssspace Ssssssssssparta.
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| − | '''COW:''' Yeah, I guess. ... So, who's this lovely lady?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' This is Ssssssssssarah. My wife.
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| − | '''COW:''' Dang. I was gonna ask her out. And you can stop talking like that.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Ssssssssssorry.
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| − | '''COW:''' So how are you, Sarah?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ...Okay? ''{to Bell}'' Who the hell is this?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' An old friend.
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Oh.
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| − | ''{Tracy walks onscreen}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' What's all the noise? AHH! ''{points at CP}'' WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
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| − | '''COW:''' Bell's friend from 2007 and 2008, ya kiddo.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ...Neat.
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| − | '''COW:''' So, where's Veggies Rot?
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' Vegerot? He hung himself in his room a while ago.
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| − | '''COW:''' Oh. That's too bad. Anyways, I brought some cuisine foods from Space Sparta. Wanna know what I got you all?
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Not really-
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:'''''{slaps Tracy}'' Sure, CP.
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| − | '''COW:''' I got Bling a big old space rock with cat-nip in it, because he's like, some cat thing. I brought bell some blood-stained Poptarts. I was going to bring Vegerot some cheese ripped off of the moon, but he's dead so I'll give this to Sarah. Tracy gets some human hearts. ''{hands all mentioned to the character mentioned}''
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| − | '''TRACY:''' HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?! I'VE NEVER MET YOU!
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| − | '''COW:''' It says it on your underwear.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' HOW CAN YOU SEE THROUGH MY PANTS?!
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| − | '''COW:''' I have x-ray vision that can only see through pants.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY UNDERWEAR?!
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| − | '''COW:''' ... I don't know. Oh, and, I bought 5 tickets for a visit back to Wiki City!
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Sounds dreadful.
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| − | '''COW:''' ...Oh, come on! The plane is leaving in 3... 2... 1...
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| − | ''{A plane lands in the street}''
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...That plane just crushed a house.
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| − | '''COW:''' ... Whatever, just climb in.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Okay...
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| − | ''{They climb into the plane and sit down in first class.}''
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| − | '''COW:''' So, Bell. You're visiting Wiki City for the first time in over 800 years. How's that feel?
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' One, I just moved here last summer, and two, why are you talking like some interviewer?
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| − | '''COW:''' One summer is 800 years in Space Spartan time. The Space Spartan aging and time process is complicated.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' ...No, no, no. Not a summer in your time. A summer in Earth time.
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| − | '''COW:''' ...Ah, whatever.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Right...
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| − | '''COW:''' ... I wonder if this plane has peanuts covered in strawberry jelly and Jr. Mints.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' I hope not.
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| − | '''COW:''' Oh, shut up.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Really, that sounds disgusting.
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| − | '''COW:''' It's cuisine in my culture.
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| − | '''GUY ON SPEAKER:''' We will be landing in 1 hour. Also, to the man with the blue Sedan, your car is glued to the top of the plane.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Now you're stealing jokes from ''my'' show!
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| − | '''GUY ON SPEAKER:''' Lalalalalalala I can't hear you...
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| − | '''TRACY:''' ... ''{grabs Bell, starts shaking him} Please'' tell me this isn't canon.
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| − | '''IM A BELL:''' Barely anything on this show IS canon.
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| − | '''TRACY:''' Good point.
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| − | '''COW:''' ... So hows it going?
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| − | '''TRACY:'''''{still shaking Bell}'' ...Okay.
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| − | '''COW:''' Okay is not enough!
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| − | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Oh, screw this. ''{opens a window, jumps out of the plane}''
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| − | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{in a completely calm and deadpan manner, she shuts the window with one hand, and pulls Tracy off of Bell with the other}''
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| − | '''COW:''' Does MB know he's landing in exactly Iraq. Also, why is the world styled like a map?
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| − | '''SARAH:'''''{still deadpan}'' Because your time in Space Sparta is causing you to warp your surroundings.
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| − | '''COW:''' ... Hows it going?
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| − | '''SARAH:''' Badly.
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| − | '''COW:''' ... I'm gonna fast forward.
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| − | ''{Fast forward. There's a fuzzy block on the screen along with the fast forward sign. You can see a rickroll, a picture of Gary Busey, and a wiener dog. Once it stops, they have stepped off the plane.}''
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