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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Did I do something wrong ''again''? Damn it, Strong Intelligent.</blockquote> | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
''{Open to the two. Quint is holding an iPhone}'' | ''{Open to the two. Quint is holding an iPhone}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Because Quint is definitely able to get one from BestBuy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.</blockquote> | ||
'''QUINT:''' I just downloaded 25,000 great baby names. | '''QUINT:''' I just downloaded 25,000 great baby names. | ||
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'''QUINT:''' Because you could. Anyway, I checked it out, "Quint" isn't on here. | '''QUINT:''' Because you could. Anyway, I checked it out, "Quint" isn't on here. | ||
| − | '''HENRY:''' The plot thickens. What names are? | + | '''HENRY:''' The plot thickens. |
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The plot never thickens. That's what makes me sad.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | What names are? | ||
'''QUINT:''' Quin, Quinn, Quinlan, Quirin and...no. You are kidding. You have got to be fucking kidding. | '''QUINT:''' Quin, Quinn, Quinlan, Quirin and...no. You are kidding. You have got to be fucking kidding. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' There really aren't many names that start with "Q," so I don't see the problem in getting bothered about even ''one'' of those names.</blockquote> | ||
'''HENRY:''' What? | '''HENRY:''' What? | ||
| − | '''QUINT:''' Quigley. Seriously. What kind of fucking sadistic sausage names their child Quigley? Honestly. | + | '''QUINT:''' Quigley. |
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, I'm naming an assassin in Wikihood "Quigley" just because of this.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | Seriously. What kind of fucking sadistic sausage names their child Quigley? Honestly. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't see the joke, although it is in my firm belief there really isn't one here. It's also in my firm belief that this episode is just badly-written Author Tract.</blockquote> | ||
'''HENRY:''' He raises a good point. | '''HENRY:''' He raises a good point. | ||
'''QUINT:''' Which makes me a better raiser than anyone who names their child Quigley. | '''QUINT:''' Which makes me a better raiser than anyone who names their child Quigley. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' But you ''can't'' make that generalization about any parent(s) who name their child Quigley.</blockquote> | ||
''{End}'' | ''{End}'' | ||
Latest revision as of 13:38, 5 September 2013
Uh-oh!!!!
NOXIGAR: Did I do something wrong again? Damn it, Strong Intelligent.
Transcript
{Open to the two. Quint is holding an iPhone}
NOXIGAR: Because Quint is definitely able to get one from BestBuy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
QUINT: I just downloaded 25,000 great baby names.
HENRY: Why?
QUINT: Because you could. Anyway, I checked it out, "Quint" isn't on here.
HENRY: The plot thickens.
NOXIGAR: The plot never thickens. That's what makes me sad.
What names are?
QUINT: Quin, Quinn, Quinlan, Quirin and...no. You are kidding. You have got to be fucking kidding.
NOXIGAR: There really aren't many names that start with "Q," so I don't see the problem in getting bothered about even one of those names.
HENRY: What?
QUINT: Quigley.
NOXIGAR: Okay, I'm naming an assassin in Wikihood "Quigley" just because of this.
Seriously. What kind of fucking sadistic sausage names their child Quigley? Honestly.
NOXIGAR: I don't see the joke, although it is in my firm belief there really isn't one here. It's also in my firm belief that this episode is just badly-written Author Tract.
HENRY: He raises a good point.
QUINT: Which makes me a better raiser than anyone who names their child Quigley.
NOXIGAR: But you can't make that generalization about any parent(s) who name their child Quigley.
{End}
