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"Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?" | "Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?" | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This email raises so many more questions than it answers that I must address them in order to correctly understand the Aruseus Emails canon:<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' 1. Who is Roy?<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' 2. Why is soy sauce treated as alcohol outside of a paltry joke applying exclusively to The Cheat?<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' 3. How is this supposed to make sense?</blockquote> | ||
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg} | Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg} | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' There are so many new characters; what happened to the old ones?</blockquote> | ||
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg} | Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg} | ||
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Hello Aruseus. You have one email. | Hello Aruseus. You have one email. | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Was Alpha Stan not programmed with the ability to use commas?</blockquote> | |
ARUSEUS: 'Kay! | ARUSEUS: 'Kay! | ||
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ROY JR: Defenitely not butter. | ROY JR: Defenitely not butter. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How could anyone come to the conclusion of you guys discussing butter?</blockquote> | ||
ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson. | ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson. | ||
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ROY: Family heirlooms. | ROY: Family heirlooms. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Family... heirlooms?</blockquote> | ||
ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday? | ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday? | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "We were supposed to go to TGI Friday's and order their special. And bring dates."<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Why couldn't you at least give us a flashback about what Aruseus, Roy, and Roy Jr. all planned on Friday?</blockquote> | ||
{Roy & Roy Jr. nod} | {Roy & Roy Jr. nod} | ||
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ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle} | ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle} | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Did they all go to CGNU, or something?</blockquote> | ||
{Aruseus whistles} | {Aruseus whistles} | ||
ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here. | ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why can't foxes just have one or two tails at a time?<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Were you contractually obligated to butcher Asiatic mythos on your email show?</blockquote> | ||
{Kyubii runs in} | {Kyubii runs in} | ||
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{Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet} | {Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet} | ||
| − | KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing my body! ARGH! | + | KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing |
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''outstretching''<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Are these typographical errors intentional?</blockquote> | ||
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| + | my body! ARGH! | ||
ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it... | ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it... | ||
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KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT! | KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Get ''what,'' exactly?</blockquote> | ||
{several smacks are heard} | {several smacks are heard} | ||
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THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help! | THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help! | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Why couldn't you elaborate more on the conflict at hand? Were you just that in a hurry to get your email show done over with?</blockquote> | ||
[edit] Fun Facts | [edit] Fun Facts | ||
* Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations. | * Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations. | ||
* "You are to never trust an employer." is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr. | * "You are to never trust an employer." is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr. | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How am I supposed to know the context of the second Fun Fact?<br> | ||
| + | '''NAMINE:''' Why does the first Fun Fact even matter?</blockquote> | ||
Latest revision as of 05:25, 29 December 2012
"Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?"
NAMINE: This email raises so many more questions than it answers that I must address them in order to correctly understand the Aruseus Emails canon:
NAMINE: 1. Who is Roy?
NAMINE: 3. How is this supposed to make sense?
NAMINE: 2. Why is soy sauce treated as alcohol outside of a paltry joke applying exclusively to The Cheat?
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg}
NAMINE: There are so many new characters; what happened to the old ones?
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg}
Computer: Intell 600
Date: April 20th, 2007 [edit] Transcript
{Cut to the Computer Room}
ARUSEUS: Short mail, long mail, e-mail will never fail! OH!
Hello Aruseus. You have one email.
NAMINE: Was Alpha Stan not programmed with the ability to use commas?
ARUSEUS: 'Kay!
subject: that fox thing
Aruseus, I have noticed Kyubii, that yellow fox. What's with the shape of his body? Again, - Sidekick Bob
ARUSEUS: {typing} Hmm...well, Bob, I have been pondering that too. Hmm...hey! I have an idea. {leaves} Zzzzzzip!
{Cut to the Field, Roy is with Roy Jr, Aruseus walks in}
ROY: So remember, you are to never trust an employer. Got that?
ROY JR: Mmm-hmm.
ARUSEUS: Yo there, juys! What were you two guys talkin' 'bout?
ROY JR: Defenitely not butter.
NAMINE: How could anyone come to the conclusion of you guys discussing butter?
ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson.
ROY JR: Yep.
ARUSEUS: Never noticed you two were family. I guess the shoes could give a guess.
ROY: Family heirlooms.
NAMINE: Family... heirlooms?
ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday?
NAMINE: "We were supposed to go to TGI Friday's and order their special. And bring dates."
NAMINE: Why couldn't you at least give us a flashback about what Aruseus, Roy, and Roy Jr. all planned on Friday?
{Roy & Roy Jr. nod}
ARUSEUS: Let's bust it out.
ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle}
NAMINE: Did they all go to CGNU, or something?
{Aruseus whistles}
ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here.
NAMINE: Why can't foxes just have one or two tails at a time?
NAMINE: Were you contractually obligated to butcher Asiatic mythos on your email show?
{Kyubii runs in}
KYUBII: Uh...why?
ARUSEUS: Uh... {looks at Roy and Roy Jr, smirks} NOW!
{Roy and Roy Jr. dive on Kyubii and tie him by the paws}
KYUBII: Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?
ROY: Sober as a The Cheat in a tire.
{Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet}
KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing
NAMINE: outstretching
NAMINE: Are these typographical errors intentional?
my body! ARGH!
ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it...
ROY: Harder!
{Roy and Roy Jr. pull Kyubii hard enough, causing Kyubii's torso to separate}
ARUSEUS: {jaw drops} WHA?!? So that's why-
KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT!
NAMINE: Get what, exactly?
{several smacks are heard}
ROY JR: OW! Aruseus, help! Kyubii's bottom portion is kicking me in the face!
ROY: At least you have it easy! I'm getting socked by the upper one!
ARUSEUS: Uh...bye! {runs}
ROY & ROY JR: ARUSEUS!!!!
{cut back to Computer Room}
ARUSEUS: {frantically typing} Ok, Bob. Never make me do that again! That was pretty...weird. And Kyubii, if you are reading this, Roy is not drunk!
KYUBII: {offscreen} Aruseus! Once I find a glue gun, or some tape, I'll BOP U GOOD!
ARUSEUS: ARGH! {runs}
{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs
* Click on "Kyubii" to see an extra scene.
{Cut to The Field, Kyubii is trying to glue himself back together, applying glue to his bottom portion, then sets himself back together}
KYUBII: Here I come, Aruseus...
* Click on "Roy" to see an extra scene.
{Cut to Old-Timey Land, The Colorful is standing there, 3 seconds later, two werewolves run by with The Many-tailed}
THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help!
NAMINE: Why couldn't you elaborate more on the conflict at hand? Were you just that in a hurry to get your email show done over with?
[edit] Fun Facts
* Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations. * "You are to never trust an employer." is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr.
NAMINE: How am I supposed to know the context of the second Fun Fact?
NAMINE: Why does the first Fun Fact even matter?
