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1-Up, Homestar Runner and Ben

BLUEBRY: OLD BEN KENOBI

visit Strong Bad and The Cheat.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Ben, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Transcript

NOXIGAR: Bluebry, you know that's a pain in the ass to read, right?
NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!

{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner with ripped clothes

BLUEBRY: so, the latest fashions

and bags on their back}

BLUEBRY: backpacks

NOXIGAR: I personally prefer satchels.

1-UP: Dad, Look.

BLUEBRY: "He said while making no indication of where his dad was supposed to look."

HOMESTAR RUNNER: We made it to Strong Bad's House. Yes!

1-UP: That's not Strong Bad's House, Dad. That's Stinkoman Headqaurters. It's me and Stinkoman's Treehouse.

BLUEBRY: "we even put a portable tv in it that mom wasn't using anymore"

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But, Strong Bad's House used to be there. Oh, I get it. Strong Bad lives in there now.

SKUB: There is no need for emotions in the world of Homestart Running.

He changed he's house.

BLUEBRY: him and he's crazy antics

{Cuts to Strong Bad and the cheat sitting down watching TV}

STRONG BAD: Where could he be?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: No. Nobody could've stole him.

{Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up?

STRONG BAD: Why are your clothes all ripped apart.

BLUEBRY: "And where did all my question marks go."

1-UP: Somebody destroyed our house.

STRONG BAD: Well, Somebody took my son.

SKUB: Bo-ring

NOXIGAR: It's hard. It's hard when Bluebry's dominating a good majority of this riff anyway. It's hard, and nobody understands.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What son? I diddn't know you had a wife.

BLUEBRY: nuclear families aren't outdated i guess

NOXIGAR: I know, right? No wonder I can't stand Bob's Burgers.

STRONG BAD: I don't have a wife. I made a robot with the soul purpose of being my bodygaurd.

BLUEBRY: {GROAN}

Not only that But, I also created him because I got lonely. Ever since Strong Mad and Strong sad left home with their wives, I was lonely. So, I made Stinkoman.

SKUB: "He is a robot like myself. What is loves."

1-UP: Oh, Okay. Is it okay if I use your computer?

BLUEBRY: "Yeah, son kidnapped, I'm real sympathetic but I haven't checked Digg in like two days now"

STRONG BAD: Go ahead. In fact, I'll be glad to help you look for Marzipan and Marzichan if you help me look for Stinkoman afterwards.

BLUEBRY: these guys act like kidnapping is some sort of fun game
SKUB: It's called Hide and Seek, Bluebry

NOXIGAR: Yeah, Bluebry.
NOXIGAR: Wait, why did I justify that joke?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. Hey, Wait a minute. We never said anything about that. How did you know?

STRONG BAD: Oh. My Time Television showed me. It shows what is going to happen.

BLUEBRY: "You can buy one down at the Mary Sue store on St. Paul."

NOXIGAR: Remind me to visit said Mary Sue Store later. No particular reason, really.

{Cuts to 1-Up sitting on aa stool

SKUB: My Name, is 1-Up, an I have Problem.

in front of Strong Bad's Lappy 486. But, It's broken}

BLUEBRY: {turns to Skub} hey want some popcorn? But, It's broken.
SKUB: I'd love To. But,

1-UP: Hey, It's my old Lappy. It's working again

BLUEBRY: But, It's broken.

and Strong bad uses it now. I'll have to use it... just one more time.

BLUEBRY: "I swore to myself never to use my powers again..."

NOXIGAR: Hey, if 1-Up's godmodded before and wants to stop using his powers, that's his perogative, man!

1-Up,
What's with that spinny kick you do?
What kind of training does it take
to learn it?
You ate my lappy,
JelloB.

1-UP: The spin-kick is an attack I learned when I was a kid. Stinkoman taught it to me. It was the very first attack we learned. As for what kind of training I larn,

BLUEBRY: canadians

NOXIGAR: I wish I was one!

I learn all types of training. I learn them in Challenge Class at school. As for your last statement, I diddn't eat your Lappy, Jelly Bee. Hey, Good name by the way. A Jelly Bee!

SKUB: AAAH! Be careful with those exclamation marks—I almost had a heart attack!
CHWOKA: WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FAT
{Brooks hits Chwoka with a trolley.}

NOXIGAR: Thank you, Brooks, for doing something funny for once.

Hmm... Jelly. That's making me hungry. {runs offscreen} Pudding Awaaaaaaaaaay!

SKUB: Wow, pudding?? Innovation at its finest.

NOXIGAR: In Homestar Runner canon, you do realize 1-Up is a very static character, right?

{Cuts to Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and The Cheat watching TV with Cold Ones in there hands}

BLUEBRY: hey look over their

STRONG BAD: I always thought that Bob loved Kate.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But,

BLUEBRY: But,

NOXIGAR: But,

Bob is an Evil Guy.

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Yeah. This is a good show. Pass the Popcorn.

BLUEBRY: this is the most unimaginative and depressing dialogue ever

NOXIGAR: But, you've used those lines before right in this episode of MFT3K!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Oh. The Popcorn is all gone.

SKUB: {Strong Bad puts the pistol to his forehead. He's got one bullet, one chance to right all the wrongs.}

NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! What's with you and forcing Strong Bad to commit suicide?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll get another packet of Popcorn. {gets up an walks into Kitchen}

{1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Guys.

STRONG BAD: Shoosh. We're watching TV.

1-UP: Oh, Sorry. Where's my Dad?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

SKUB: Translated: "you're adopted"

1-UP: Thanks, The Cheat.

{1-Up walks into the Kitchen. Cuts to the Kitchen where Homestar Runner is grabbing a packet of Popcorn}

SKUB: Is he German? Because that's the only explanation there is for him capitalizing every dang word.

NOXIGAR: I Shouldn't Ask If You're A Homestuck Since You're Obviously Not One. But, In That Particular Webcomic There Is A Character Who Capitalizes Every Word She Uses Ever.

1-UP: Hey, Dad.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it, son?

1-UP: Doesn't it seem odd that someone steals Marzipan and Marzichan and one moment later, the house is destroyed.

BLUEBRY: "How could this happen."

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, that is odd.

1-UP: I think I might now wgho we're dealing with. But,

BLUEBRY: But,

To make sure I'm correct we must think of what's been happening lately.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There was you dissapearing to the Future.

SKUB: Nothing odd about that.

1-UP: Yes. Good, Good. {writes it down on a notepad}

BLUEBRY: {that just came out of nowhere}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And there was the time Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan.

BLUEBRY: you see, he stole her because women are property

NOXIGAR: No. Just, just no.

1-UP: And the time Tampo was my Master. {writes it all down on the notepad}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And the time Sticklyman stole all the talismans of Power.

BLUEBRY: talismen i believe

NOXIGAR: That would be incorrect.

1-UP: Wait. Stop right there. All of this relates to one thing.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it?

1-UP: It all makes sence. Sticklyman, Homeschool Winner, Master X, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Saargstton and Liekand. Look. What is the one thing that every enemy on the planet wants?

BLUEBRY: just a little love

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Dark Elf.

BLUEBRY: the baddest, most hardcore elf! heck yeah!
SKUB: Th-this is from Mega Man

NOXIGAR: No, Skullbuggy, it's not from Mega Man.
NOXIGAR: I'm actually not sure where it's from.

1-UP: Exactly. It all makes sence. The puzzle is being put together. We just need one final peice

BLUEBRY: "i" before "e"

NOXIGAR: Except- wait no the c is after the i and the e nevermind.

to the mystery.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's that?

1-UP: Oh, Come on! Isn't it obvious? Fine. I'll tell you. The Talismans, The Time Travel, The Super Powers, The Dark Elf. All these powers are controlled by...

BLUEBRY: the invisible hand of capitalism.

NOXIGAR: Pff, I wish.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Gasps}

1-UP: Exactly.

SKUB: A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD!!!

BOTH: Marzichan's Wand!

1-UP: Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan because master X gave him the abilaty to Time Travel and Homeschool Winner went against Master X because he wanted Marzipan's Invisible Necklace. The Necklace was transformed into a Wand when she secretly snuck away and lied to us saying she was going out for a coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, She was really actualy going out to transform the necklace into a wand because Master X was a good guy and promised that it'd do good.

SKUB: Oh, the action never stops.

NOXIGAR: This isn't action. This is anti-action, or whatever the word for that is.

1-UP: But,

BLUEBRY: But,

He's Anger and Hatred

BLUEBRY: he is anger and hatred

against all living things took over so he became a bad guy because of an Evil Dark Spirit located in the Dark Orb.

SKUB: of Evil Darkness.

Marzipan's Wand was passed on to Marzichan to control. Marzichan was soon taken over by Master X and kept it secret from us. So, That explains it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Explains what?

1-UP: Listen carefully. I am only going to say this once. When I was stuck in the future, a group of enemies abducted me into their Spaceship. Marzichan was one of the Enemies. I am guessing it is because of the wand.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, If Marzichan and Marzipan have been stolen. Then that means...

1-UP: Every robot will be taken over by Darkness.

SKUB: This is just retarded. No wonder it won a spaceship!

NOXIGAR: There are larger Cosmic Irrationalities.

The Robots will go against everyone and then the human-race is done for, the world will belong... to the robots...

BLUEBRY: never seen that before

{Homestar Runner and 1-Up gasp}

1-UP: We can't do anything now except sit and wait.

BLUEBRY: just stay the course, don't cut and run

When I say it is time, We will get him... Whover

BLUEBRY: Whover was our 31st president

NOXIGAR: I believe that would be Hoover.
NOXIGAR: Herbert Hoover.

he is. Tommorow, We will go back to our destroyed home to complete the puzzle and solve the mystery.

{They both leave. The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Bob and kate are both characters from a TV Show called "Blackadder" made by BBC.
• Homeschool Winner getting married to Marzipan is reffered to "Homestar Runner Movie 3: Mid-Life Crisis"

BLUEBRY: didn't see it

NOXIGAR: Oh man, I wanted to see it but it turned out to be this crappy indie comic book when I tried to look at the film's plot summary. Then, a few months after I saw copious amounts of forum signatures, avatars, and excess quoting of the film, I tried seeing the movie with some people and saw how horrible it was. Then I started rooting for the antagonists because I'm a contrarian and that's the only reason why I RiffTexted MFT3K.