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''{Bluebry enters the national chain. He shivers at the depressing scent of capitalistic materialism.}'' | ''{Bluebry enters the national chain. He shivers at the depressing scent of capitalistic materialism.}'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "Suddenly, Bluebry has it in his right mind to leave the store, since such a scent must be foul."</blockquote> | ||
'''BLUEBRY:''' Capitalism is just a synonym for greed. | '''BLUEBRY:''' Capitalism is just a synonym for greed. | ||
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'''BLUEBRY:''' ****** kids | '''BLUEBRY:''' ****** kids | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "Suddenly, Super Sam points a gun at Bluebry's head while he writes this."</blockquote> | ||
''{Bluebry goes over to the computer to enter in the title of his book}'' | ''{Bluebry goes over to the computer to enter in the title of his book}'' | ||
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'''BLUEBRY:''' No this computer will replace you in a few years anyway. | '''BLUEBRY:''' No this computer will replace you in a few years anyway. | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' He said, assuming the store clerk wasn't needed in other parts of the store.</blockquote> | ||
''The location of his beloved pretentious fiction book suddenly pops up on the screen and Bluebry writhes at the fact that it's in the exact location of the three young teenagers who just won't shut up'' | ''The location of his beloved pretentious fiction book suddenly pops up on the screen and Bluebry writhes at the fact that it's in the exact location of the three young teenagers who just won't shut up'' | ||
'''BLUEBRY:''' ******* KIDS | '''BLUEBRY:''' ******* KIDS | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''The kids cannot hear Bluebry because these are his inner thoughts''</blockquote> | ||
''{Bluebry drags himself over to the other side of the store as he's assaulted further and further by their screeching voices}'' | ''{Bluebry drags himself over to the other side of the store as he's assaulted further and further by their screeching voices}'' | ||
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''Bluebry has just seen the "anime" sign'' | ''Bluebry has just seen the "anime" sign'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' '''ANIME'''</blockquote> | ||
''Quickly he identifies the ringleader: he's naturally the oldest (14) and therefore the wisest, not to mention the fedora.'' | ''Quickly he identifies the ringleader: he's naturally the oldest (14) and therefore the wisest, not to mention the fedora.'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, so a 14-year-old male is also a particular type of hat? That means I used to be a hat!<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' Or Bluebry is trying a thinly-veiled attempt to mock Im a bell in a not-subtle manner.</blockquote> | ||
''The one with the fedora is always the most important'' | ''The one with the fedora is always the most important'' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' When talking about mafiosos, but-</blockquote> | ||
| − | '''BLUEBRY:''' oh god oh god i do not care about which mangas are the best why can't they just be quiet in the bookstore | + | '''BLUEBRY:''' oh god oh god i do not care about which mangas |
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''magnas''<br/> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, this is a personal preference of spelling I'm arguing here.</blockquote> | ||
| + | are the best why can't they just be quiet in the bookstore | ||
''They continue to yell loudly as other pretentious white people judge them silently'' | ''They continue to yell loudly as other pretentious white people judge them silently'' | ||
'''BLUEBRY:''' oh god ''{grabs books}'' oh god now i just have to pay and get out | '''BLUEBRY:''' oh god ''{grabs books}'' oh god now i just have to pay and get out | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wise move. I'm glad the episode's almost over.</blockquote> | ||
'''i have tangled with anime kids''' | '''i have tangled with anime kids''' | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "OH DEAR GOD DEALING WITH SMALL '''''OTAKUS''''' IS SUCH A PAIN WHY CAN'T ANIME '''NOT EXIST''' LET ME TELL YOU MORE WHY I HATE ANIME WITH A FIERY PASSION"</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 04:16, 13 November 2011
BLUEBRY: Time to go book shopping at my favorite national chain
{Bluebry enters the national chain. He shivers at the depressing scent of capitalistic materialism.}
NOXIGAR: "Suddenly, Bluebry has it in his right mind to leave the store, since such a scent must be foul."
BLUEBRY: Capitalism is just a synonym for greed.
All of a sudden Bluebry's boring liberal whines are overwhelmed by the power of three young teenagers voices on the other side of the store
BLUEBRY: ****** kids
NOXIGAR: "Suddenly, Super Sam points a gun at Bluebry's head while he writes this."
{Bluebry goes over to the computer to enter in the title of his book}
STORE CLERK: Can I help you find something?
BLUEBRY: No this computer will replace you in a few years anyway.
NOXIGAR: He said, assuming the store clerk wasn't needed in other parts of the store.
The location of his beloved pretentious fiction book suddenly pops up on the screen and Bluebry writhes at the fact that it's in the exact location of the three young teenagers who just won't shut up
BLUEBRY: ******* KIDS
NOXIGAR: The kids cannot hear Bluebry because these are his inner thoughts
{Bluebry drags himself over to the other side of the store as he's assaulted further and further by their screeching voices}
BLUEBRY: ...no, no, no
Bluebry has just seen the "anime" sign
NOXIGAR: ANIME
Quickly he identifies the ringleader: he's naturally the oldest (14) and therefore the wisest, not to mention the fedora.
NOXIGAR: Wait, so a 14-year-old male is also a particular type of hat? That means I used to be a hat!
NOXIGAR: Or Bluebry is trying a thinly-veiled attempt to mock Im a bell in a not-subtle manner.
The one with the fedora is always the most important
NOXIGAR: When talking about mafiosos, but-
BLUEBRY: oh god oh god i do not care about which mangas
NOXIGAR: magnas
NOXIGAR: Yes, this is a personal preference of spelling I'm arguing here.
are the best why can't they just be quiet in the bookstore
They continue to yell loudly as other pretentious white people judge them silently
BLUEBRY: oh god {grabs books} oh god now i just have to pay and get out
NOXIGAR: Wise move. I'm glad the episode's almost over.
i have tangled with anime kids
NOXIGAR: "OH DEAR GOD DEALING WITH SMALL OTAKUS IS SUCH A PAIN WHY CAN'T ANIME NOT EXIST LET ME TELL YOU MORE WHY I HATE ANIME WITH A FIERY PASSION"
