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Summary
A rose asks zoo why he doesnt capitalise. the little chef guy makes a glove with needles in it.
REMADIN: This is going to be painful.
CAST: Zoo, Strong bad, Strong Sad, Dot, The Little Chef Guy, Larmey, Flashfiht (plush), Crackotage (plush).
SCENE: Zoos bedroom, Zoo's porch, the KOT's castle, the feild.
Summary
ZOO977: {singing to the tune of matchboxk twenty's "real world"} I wonder what its like to be an email...
REMOLAY: Please stop singing to that song.
REMADIN: You've never heard of that song until today.
REMOLAY: Your point?
Hey Hardhat.
REMADIN: Wrong character there, bud.I'm curious, why come you never capitalize?
Yours, Axl Rose. (From Guns'n'roses)REMOLAY: I rather doubt someone of awesomeness would be emailing Zoo
ZOO977: Of course I capitalized!
REMADIN: He wasn't asking you. He was asking hammerhead.
Look at this letter I wrote just the other day! {shakes a letter}
dear hammerhead,
can you meet me at the stick at 7 pm tomorrow?
zoo977
thanks,
ZOO977: Erm... maybe I do need lessons.
REMOLAY: Lessons in captialization: Lesson one: The Shift Key
{dials his phone} Hi, strong bad! Can you come to my house with strong sad? {pause}
REMADIN: Sword. Give to me. NOW!
Thanks! Bye! {closes phone}
{cuts to zoo, strong bad, and strong sad on the porch. strong sad has some tools}
REMOLAY: I really hope he's doing this on purpose.
STRONG BAD: This had better be important.
ZOO977: Can you help me out? I have some serious capitalization problems. '{holds the note}
STRONG SAD: Do you have any gloves?
REMADIN: Useless item used for useful purpose, Adventure Game, HO!
STRONG BAD AND ZOO977: {in unison} Why?
STRONG SAD: The little chef says he can program grammar into gloves.
REMADIN: lolwut?
ZOO977: Is that remotely possible?
REMOLAY: I hope so.
STRONG SAD: How do you think I write so neatly?
STRONG BAD: {over strong sads neatly} Nerdy?
REMOLAY: Because he's Strong Sad?
ZOO977: Good point. Tell him I need capitalization.
STRONG SAD: But before, do you mind having needles stuck in your hands?
ZOO977: {not paying attention} Yeah, yeah. I'm ok with that.
REMADIN: Somehow this does not surprise me
{cuts to the king of towns castle}
DOT: {holding a letter} Chef man!
THE LITTLE CHEF GUY: {runs up} Yes?
DOT: Zoo needs good capitalization. Can you create a glove for him that will give him that?
THE LITTLE CHEF GUY: Of course!
REMADIN: Before The Little Chef Guy became a chef, he was known as Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty pirate.
{cuts to the feild. zoo and larmey are playing with cheat commandos toys}
LARMEY: {holding a flashfight toy} As your new general, I now want you to make me lunch!
REMADIN: Okay, this guy actually isn't in the character page, Who is he or she?
ZOO977: {holding a crackotage toy} I don't care what yo say, I'm free spirited, thats my way! He he ha ha!
{the little chef guy walks on. he is holding a glove with three needles in it.}
ZOO977: {turns around} Hello! Did you make the glove?
THE LITTLE CHEF GUY: Here you go! {throws zoo the glove}
ZOO977: Hey, than- OW! {takes off, see's the needles}
REMOLAY: When did he put it on?
Why the crap are these here?
THE LITTLE CHEF GUY: Its how it works!
REMADIN: What did I tell you, Guybrush Threepwood
ZOO977: It better.
{cuts back to the computer room}
ZOO977: Here you go{ow}, Axel of a {ow} rose. Now to {ow} Get
REMADIN: And if you look to your left you'll see the problem with this solution.
a goombada. {ow}
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Easter eggs
Click on axel of a rose to see a 3-d model of a rose.
Click on goombada to open a recipe.
Goombada
Ingredients: Limes, lemons, sugar, seltzer, ice
Put 2/3 of a lime, and two thrids of a lemon in a cup with a scant quarter cup of sugar. squish until an almost liquid texture. pour in some seltzer. mix well. put in some more seltzer, and some ice.
REMADIN: Is this a real beverage? Is it any good? I need an actual response from zoo here.
Fun facts
- Remember: Goombadas are a great summer treat. You should make one!
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