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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/cry
Summary
Zoo uses a box-puter to tell how he can hurt homestar.
REMOLAY: By throwing the Box-puter at him
CAST: Zoo, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Coach Z (easter egg)
SETTING: Zoo's bedroom, The Field
REMADIN: My elf sense is telling me this will likely be short.
Transcript
ZOO977: {Grumbles, walks up to a tiny blue computer on his desk} Time to check an email on the box-puter...
Dear Zootopia,
Wassup? I wondering if you've ever made anyone cry.
REMOLAY: Me, after reading several of theseRyan B-Fox
ZOO977: Well, blue fox, I can make someone cry.
REMOLAY: Like I just said...
Lets do some examinations on homestar.
REMADIN: This is probably going to involve Little Brudder somehow.
REMOLAY: Hey! Don't dis that guy. He CAN make it on his own {starts crying} He can...
{cuts to the field. homestar is standing there.}
ZOO977: First of all, theres wrestling moves. The half nelson... {zoo runs up, and does a half nelson on homestar} The quarter nelson... {does a quarter nelson on homestar}
REMOLAY: Wrestling moves, useless on everyone
And the full Nathan. {a hotdog with mustard falls on homestar. he topples over}
REMADIN: More likely to make someone else than anything else.
REMOLAY: The smeg is a full Nathan?
STRONG SAD: What about reading?
HOMESTAR: Oh, hi, dork sad.
REMADIN: Out Of Character!
STRONG SAD: {opens a book} This is spot.
HOMESTAR: {clutches his head} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
REMOLAY: I fail to see how this is crying.
ZOO977: But if you want me to hurt strong sa...
REMOLAY: No, Make him cry. The email said to make someone cry!
STRONG SAD: What?
ZOO977: I loves dunking him into pits of red ants! {a giant pit appears, full of red ants strong sad falls in, and the pit closes}
REMADIN: What.
Now, back to homestar. You can give him a bet!
{strong bad walks up to homestar}
STRONG BAD: I bet you can't beat yourself in a fight.
HOMESTAR: I most certainly can! {begins to kick and punch himself} {weakly} See?
REMOLAY: This bet probably happens more than Strong Bad would like to admit.
ZOO977: then I like to put marshmallows in a soda can, and put it in a freezer.
{a soda can appears in a freezer}
HOMESTAR: MARSHMALLOWS! {continuously rams into the door}
REMOLAY: This does sound like a good way to hurt Homestar, now how about you actually answer the email?
ZOO977: He makes a pretty good hurting test subject if you didn't realize that. I've tested toys, bathtubs, and foods on him!
HOMESTAR: So those weren't treats?!?
ZOO977: Shut up.
REMADIN: I somehow expect this to be the best gag in the series.
HOMESTAR: Anyways, Ima go do something stupid.
ZOO977: Why?
REMOLAY: Because Zoo977 was to lazy to think of something for Homestar to do
HOMESTAR: m... I haven't thought that far yet.
{cuts back to zoos bedroom}
ZOO977: Now to check my bank account. {opens bank_account_balance.exe} WOW! I can get a new computer now! {runs off}
REMADIN: How much you wanna be that Homestar's stupid thing was give Zoo al of his money.
REMOLAY: I have no idea if that's the joke or not.
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Easter eggs
Click zoos account balance ($80,000) to see the logo for coach z's banking.
REMOLAY: Best money to put your bank in.
Fun Facts
- This is the first time zoo uses the box-puter.
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Season 1 Closing Comments
REMOLAY: {confused} Wait, is this really the end of season one?
REMADIN: According to the main page, no. According to the templet there, yes.
REMOLAY: What possessed Zoo to label it that way?
REMADIN: I have to admit, on that one I'm Sombaffled.
{Remolay draws his swords}
REMOLAY: {angrily} Do not mention that bad fanstuff again!
REMADIN: Sorry... So I say we move on.
REMOLAY: No way.
{Remadin waves his hand}
REMADIN: We will move on on the riffing of this fanstuff.
REMOLAY: {entranced} We will move on with the riffing of this fanstuff...
