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noxigar do you really have to undo messages on a fkn talk page i mean they really don't matter at all seriously calm it kermit FloppyDongHersh

I'm sorry I can't hear you over waiting for things to happen. Noxigar 23:54, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

ooh? are you finally taking that humongous stick out your ass? #bantz FloppyDongHersh

Eh, I don't have one of those. If you're talking about taking this potato chip off of my shoulder then sure I've got it off. {takes the potato chip and eats it} Noxigar 00:04, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

noxigar i will take back everything bad i've ever said about you if you admit to your nature as a sperging nugget FloppyDongHersh

Look, I've already admitted to having Asperger's Syndrome a while ago. It's in one of these pages, I believe. HOWEVER, I really don't see the point of having to spell it out for people over and over. Noxigar 00:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i am a firm believer there's a difference between being someone with asperger's syndrome and being a sperging nugget FloppyDongHersh

Explain what a "sperging nugget" is please. Noxigar 00:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Okay right. I've lived the last 17 years of my life with Aspegers' Syndrome, like many! Now, those who have been on this website a while know that I used to be, for lack of a better term, a prick! I wrote shit and acted out my teenage rage on others and overreacted to things and generally acted like a penis! I used to have problems with the word retard which i now use like a comma, and so forth. The thing is, that was 6 years ago now. As it stands, I had to take a long look in the mirror and realise I was taking everything to seriously and was generally a pain to be around. So I took steps to go out of my way and try to be more tolerable of other people, and try and experiment with things outside my comfort zone (IE FUCKIN DUDES) (nah jk but if that's your thing that's cool too). I realised I wasn't likely to have things my way in life - I'd have to co-exist with others.

Around the point I deflated my ego (something I hesitate to say you should do) (wait no i don't hesitate man you kind of act like you're above others) I realised that there's no point getting annoyed with others over trivial things, such as uses of the word retard, in the same way you seem to get all uptight about jokes and things, and take what basically amounts to a silly web show on the internet done for fun so seriously. You spent so much time lashing out at others for having fun - the "choom gang". At the end of the day, a person with aspegers syndrome is someone who recognises it as something that though you shouldn't be ashamed of, you shouldn't wallow in it. Someone who sees their flaws and betters themselves. A "sperging nugget" doesn't do this. They sit around and act like their above others in various ways and lash out at people for doing things that they just want to do. I was the same way, see above: retard. What I'm trying to say, Noxigar, is that chances are you're probably an affable chap. Probably you're just going to ignore this and carry on taking things like this wiki so seriously and riffing away with your lame jokes and spending months at a time reading about one anime, or playing one game, and if that's what you want to do I respect that. But so long as you just sit here, and don't take into account other people's critiscms of you, I won't be able to respect you.

everyone else you're swell <3

FloppyDongHersh

also you used to like linkin park and timesplitters like a sperging nugget -pmelondemon43y

i am aware of my sins please forgive me :( FloppyDongHersh

not until you link the horrible horrible reviews you did because i cant find them -pmelondemon43y

i think i deleted those out of pure shame but i'm pretty sure alex has a direct hotline to them at all times for whenever he feels like making me cringe FloppyDongHersh

Did someone call? Lex 00:59, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

i nothing but hate FloppyDongHersh

wait timesplitters is still really good wth FloppyDongHersh

Okay so I read that wall of text and the point of it was... I'm a stick in the mud? Okay, I can admit to being a no-nonsense candyass if that's what it takes (I honestly am, to be honest). However, that's not the only problem with me that you'd find, especially considering that without me playing Katawa Shoujo and/or Megaman Unlimited... you'd just find that I am quite forgettable and quite bland, actually. My riffing probably comes off as lame entirely because I am a bland person who can only scrounge up a passable Tumblr among few other qualities. I understand that I'm a stick in the mud, but even if I lightened up I'd still be a largely unpleasant person just 'cause I exist. That's really the only reason most people give for disliking me or silently telling me to go away irl. If you paid attention to a majority of my riffs, you'd find a lot of the jokes I make are also at my expense, probably moreso than anyone else's. I mean, me being even remotely seen as affable is fine, considering that I'm more often than not unaffable. I tried to watch fuckin' Firefly to get along with people and failed like a dumbass because I can't like 95% of things Joss Whedon (and even then, the things I do like that he coincidentally had part in, such as Toy Story, I find So Okay It's Average for different reasons).

tl;dr I'm a sperging nugget but I'm also about as affable as watching grass grow. Noxigar 01:44, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

whos your favorite girl mine is kiara -pmelondemon43y

Noxigar 02:02, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Although on an actual serious note my favorite is Rin. Noxigar 04:07, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

so is mine -pmelondemon43y

I christen this talk page in the name of the Shogun Lex II

hail to the chief baby They call me Big T BLOOD 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Thanks? Noxigar 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

bless this mess belstrnnmmvnmn 03:52, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

in all honesty

i don't think i'll be touching EYKIW

(and if i do i can just use my handy-dandy mod powers to undelete it again because this whole disk space thing is silly because nothing is actually deleted it's just hidden from plain sight lol)

Lex 02:22, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Okay then. I can probably purge it later once I decide to do so myself (there was a lot of neat concepts - JCM had every right to riff it though). Noxigar 02:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

On second thought I'm not going to purge it 'cause posterity and the fact EYKIW was what birthed a lot of other spinoffs, so even if it's completely dated in a lot of ways and doesn't pass the test of time at all it was good enough back then that I found it to be a milestone. Noxigar 02:31, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

i just realised that all your edits are minor

Lex 05:09, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Yup. Noxigar 05:16, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Just asking, why is that? Lex

Honestly, a lot of my edits are minor simply because my presence as a whole tends to be minor, at least for most people. Also, I tend to do snippets here and there which, while still somewhat good on me, are not really anything major. Most of what I do on here has been at the behest of Wikihood or Rifftext, so my contributions on the whole are minor. Even my Katawa Bell Quest Team Racing X6 (not even sure I want that to be its lengthy title) is a bit minor as it's me making my rambunctious opinions more known here since I assume Chaos and co. are too lazy to examine my Tumblr. Noxigar 05:21, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

That's a bit of a depressing way of putting it, but alright. Lex 05:22, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

I consider it humility, for what it's worth. Noxigar 05:23, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

I'd like to make a constructive criticism (I WILL PROBABLY BE WRONG) about your Rifftexts

Hello Noxi! YOU READ THE HEADLINE, which is basically it.

I think your Rifftexts are dandy, but there's a problem I keep having with them personally. They're not funny. They're just..dull. I mean, a lot of the stuff you say makes sense, but it's kind of hard to droll through because I'm not really entertained. Feel free to ignore me, I'm just rambling! Brerose 05:04, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Half of them aren't really made with humour in mind. The source material I utilize to attempt to riff correctly (Retsupurae, mostly) focuses more on lambasting the target in question and lampooning different aspects of it. I guess I'm a bit more subtle since you catch on to the making of sense, but I guess humour's not supposed to be subtle. Noxigar 05:28, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Also a handful of my wisecracks within the riffs are either extremely subtle or otherwise deadpan. Noxigar 05:12, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

PIPE BOMB

Noxigar, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WUWChampionship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.I don’t hate you, Noxigar. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world.

There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Alex'’s ass.You’re as good as kissing Alex’s ass as Chaos was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Sirrus though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall![Punk waves to the camera]I am the best wiki user in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this website. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because JCM saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a JCM guy. You know who else was a JCM guy? Bluebry. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Bluebry is I’m going to leave with the WUW Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Alex’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this edit box, in that upload feature, even in talk pages! Nobody can touch me!And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little "wikihoods". I’m not on the front page. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in collabs. I’m certainly not on any crappy show that Sirrus came up with. I’m not on the logo. I’m not on the sitenotice show. I’m not on The Denzel's interview show. I’m not on any talk pages. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that CHAOS'S FANSTUFF is in the main event at WUWMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are reading those fanstuff right now. You’re the ones that buy those images that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WUW Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in fanfiction.net. Maybe…I’ll go back to the HRWIKi.[Ben looks at the camera and waves]Hey, Super Sam, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this wiki. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Alex is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Remolay, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after ALEX is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Alex alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...

{User:StroHersh has been banned}

FloppyDongHersh

Huh? I mean, I'm glad you like CM Punk, too, but I am otherwise a little lost due to my otherwise complete and utter lack of knowhow in regards to WWE. And even then, I only hear about CM Punk because some friends of mine from a Pokemon Text-RPG website follow wrestling events a hell of a lot more closely than me and reference those WWE events in their mod updates of people's runs. I do appreciate your using this PIPE BOMB as a conduit for saying you like me and wish to see me do better. That removes a lot of doubt. Noxigar 21:45, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you write here 16 days a year, 365 days a year, you could be Santa Claus, you could do one day a year, and I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many academic studies you do a year, I'll still kick your ass, I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you're back, every time you decide to grace us with your presence, I'll still kick your ass.

Because this isn't Candyland. I'm like no-one you've ever riffed before. You can make fun of my koala bears, and talk about Kingdom Hearts, and you can write songs and you can rhyme - continue your tired, lame-ass schtick, I just want you to know that come Wiki Rumble, and you have about 3 weeks to realise, that I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world.

I'm the best thing going today, I'm the best guy you've ever stepped in a talk-page with. And you need to understand, Noxigar, that congratulations, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league, with your little insults, and your rhymes, and your millions and millions and you're finallys, AND I'M IN THE BIG LEAGUES AND I'M SWINGING FOR THE FENCE!

You need to understand, that your little jabs, and your insults, they're all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Wiki Rumble, understand that your arms are just too short to box with god. FloppyDongHersh

Okay I'm a little more lost than I already was. Thankfully, I think you're still referencing CM Punk, and while that's good I don't quite get the whole point of all this. Are you thinking I'm even like The Rock in any way, shape, or forme? I... I don't know if I should be insulted or wait for you to have your equivalents of The Shield ruin things for you when you could've beaten me fair and square. Noxigar 22:07, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Are you done?

You wanna talk about the truth? I saw firsthand last night that the truth DOES hurt. And maybe I shoulda seen it coming but DAMMIT Noxigar I trusted you! And all I have to show for it now is these 13 staples in my head! But another truth is that you know me better than anybody and you know when I'm lying and you know when I'm telling the truth and you know when I want something bad enough that I am the most relentless man on the planet and I will not STOP until I get it!

And the truth is Noxigar? I'm gonna get you. This time I'M gonna swear on YOUR family that I am gonna get YOU! And I'm gonna get everyone who conspired against me, every one of your associates - everybody who profited from it, everyone who had knowledge of it, anybody who enjoyed it. Your friends, your clients, YOUR FAMILY. Anybody inbetween the time I get my hands on you and now that steps inbetween you and I and opens their eyes at me, I WILL GET MY HANDS ON THEM AND I WILL RIP APART AND I WILL HURT.

You want the truth? The truth is you don't have a future 'cause I'm gonna burn down everything around you until you are the LAST MAN STANDING, and I'm gonna keep you alive just long enough to look you in the eye and hurt you worst of all. So tell me, you son of a bitch, AM I LYING? FloppyDongHersh

I got a "You have new messages" alert for this? Dude. I get it. You like CM Punk and are quoting his shoot promos to get a message that you don't hate me but still have contempt for my riffs. I gave up on The World's Greatest because my riffs are weak against shitty art house film imitators. You are making much ado about nothing at this point. I don't care how brutally honest you're being, 'cause I'm gonna go watch Aranea and Jake take over the world. Noxigar 16:35, 8 September 2013 (UTC)

You want to apologize? Like nothing happened. Like you didn't knock me on my ass in front of millions of people worldwide, and I'm gonna come down there and work with you. I'm not coming back, and now thanks to the magic of live television I'm gonna show the whole world, why for seven years in HRFWiki I was the unscripted, uncensored, loose cannon of fanstuff. Six months ago, WUW called me, I didn't call this company because I was looking for a job. I didn't need a job. WUW called me because they had humiliated and fired...again, Im a Bell.

So I get Bell's spot, and from week one, week after week I've got an ongoing lecture about the differences in fanstuff and "entertaining literature". I'm not allowed to say 'fanstuff', I'm not allowed to say 'wiki user'. I have to say 'entertaining literature' and refer to the wrestlers as 'writers'. I'm told to deliberately ignore the words and the jokes during the fanstuff so I can tell stories. Well ignoring the moves and the holds is damn insulting to the wiki users, the 'WUW pals', not the writers who leave their families three hundred days a year to ply their craft in that text box.

Here's the best part, because I'm not an entertaining literature storyteller I get pulled from Wikimania, and the reason I'm given is, is because I don't sound like Bell who's the guy they fired in the first place. That makes sense, right? So I swallow the bitter pill, I'm a company guy. I get bumped from Wikimania. Then I get bumped from Wikilash? I'm not good enough to call Wikilash!? In HRF, I called live fanstuffs on my own, solo, no collaborator dragging me down. Wasn't done before me, hasn't been done since. But I'm not good enough to call Wikilash because I'm not an Entertaining Literature storyteller. Well you know what? I am sick of entertaining literature I am sick of male cheerleaders. I am sick of boogers and bathroom humor and semen and I am sick of Alex. Who likes to talk about his own semen, he mocks God... he mocks God!!!!! And makes out with me all to feed his own insatiable ego. I am sick of entertaining literature, and most of all I am sick of you fans who actually buy into that crap! This entertaining literature circus! I neverneeded this job, and I don't want this job anymore.

[At this point Ben pulls the WUW collar off the microphone and tosses it away.]

"I quit!" FloppyDongHersh

you should totally

riff that lex and ben thing

like totes Brerose 21:48, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

First, I'm going to finish the World's Greatest.

Then, I'm going to see if there are any other Wikihoods outside of Wikihood III that I can outright mock.

Then I might riff Lex and Ben's adventures. Not sure why I'd do that, but... Noxigar 21:49, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

we won't stop until we mock every asset of american culture Lex 21:57, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

the two of you simply breathing accomplishes that, and it would take Noxigar a hell of a lot of time to try and riff all of that They call me Big T BLOOD 22:22, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

when we go to massachusetts we're going to go gal-hunting with JFK before pissing into the boston harbor Lex 22:24, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

I should be offended, but all I can do to your threat of pissing in the Boston Harbor is shrug nonchalantly and move on to making fun of The World's Greatest while trying to get Armor upgrades in the Sass Safari Zone Act 3. Noxigar 22:31, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Actually, forget about finishing that The World's Greatest riff. It'd still take me a hell of a lot of time to try and riff Lex and Ben's mockery of "every asset of American culture" at any rate. Noxigar 05:34, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

noxi

go get a skype

so that we can get you into the planning conversations

and so that we can avoid more wild wrenches Brerose 02:29, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

{instead opts to use the Backroom for what it should be used for, lbh} Noxigar 02:41, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

I think that's kind of a shallow and ignorant reasoning behind it They call me Big T BLOOD 02:47, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

I agree. I'm just choosing to use something outside of Skype (while I have one I don't really use it much if at all) Noxigar 02:49, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

at the very least can you make a concise and detailed list of all your planned wild wrenches then Lex 02:50, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

Absolutely. Any time I plan to chuck a wild wrench I will declare it and detail it in the most concise manner. Noxigar 02:55, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

Yes, but could you possibly do it before the episode? Or like, during the initial planning stages so that we can tailor the plot around it so it goes smoothly and such? Lex 02:57, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

That, too, can be arranged. In fact, before Chaos could execute his feces on some oatmeal, I positioned a wild wrench in the hot meal to see if the wrench would melt while I continued to resume Homestuck updates and also wonder why Lex is posting images of Korean women on Sirrus' talk page. Noxigar 03:00, 10 September 2013 (UTC)