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God Bless Our Gracious Empire.
This page is part of Emperor Alex J.P. 's Empire.
Deadly force is authorized against those who dare attack.

Hello there. My name is Lex, and I am the current Emperor of the Lex Empire, which happens to be the biggest empire of people on this website. Do make yourselves comfortable as I tell you more about myself.


  • Real Name: Alex
  • Age: 16
  • Birthday: December 31
  • Nationality: British/Canadian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Political Stance: I am my own god.

I currently reside in the United Kingdom, and I am loved by many. So much that the Queen offered to raise me as her heir, which I so modestly declined, due to me already being an emperor. I go golfing with Prince Charles every two weeks, and I occasionally hold parties with David Bowie, with Daft Punk always acting as my personal DJs. I am also the World Champion, and I live in a gigantic mansion beside the sea, where I chill out with my many hot super models. I am also a world hero, saving the world from Aliens not once, but 5 times in my lifetime. You didn't hear about it or see it happen, but just take my word for it, okay.

Allies

These are people cool enough to be invited to my many mansion parties.

Enemies

You might be thinking: How could anybody hate you, Lex? You're a sexy god! Well, I am an Emperor, afterall.. And you know, people can get jealous.

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