Zippy Emails/emails/7

Overview

Zippy Email #7: radio

Zippy gets an email from a German viewer about radio.

CAST: Zippy, Kooky, Casey, Frank

PLACES: Zippy's Bedroom, Kooky's Lab

PAGE TITLE: Indy X9!

Transcript

{Open: Indy X9.}

ZIPPY: {opens email} This week, Zippy checks an email!

subjekt: übersetzung

Geehrte Zippy,
Haben sie ein Übersetzung program?
Ab,
Franz
Hamburg, Deutschland

ZIPPY: Hold- hold on. Just let me translate this.

subject: radio

Running translator...

Dear Zippy,
Do you have a radio show?
From,
Franz
Hamburg, Germany

ZIPPY: Oh, that makes sense. {typing} Well, Franz, that's a good question. I do not have a radio program, sorry. I do, however, know somebody who does. Let's go see him now.

{Zippy leaves the room.}

{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Zippy walks in on Kooky, who is half-asleep.}

KOOKY: {mumbling} Psy... Psychonauts...

ZIPPY: {yelling} Kooky wake up!

KOOKY: Gh- AAH! Zippy, stop coming into the house when I'm asleep!

ZIPPY: Kooky, it's almost eight. You know what that means, right?

KOOKY: Wh- what?

ZIPPY: Time for Mean Green to go on the air!

KOOKY: Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot.

{Kooky gets up and puts on a pair of sunglasses. He walks over to a booth with a microphone on it. He coughs and turns on the microphone.}

KOOKY: {in a completely different voice} Hey hey hey hel-LO! Welcome to Mean Green in the Morning! I'm Mean Green...

{Kooky presses a button on the booth. A monster growl plays.}

KOOKY: ...and with me today is my good friend the Purple Power!

{Kooky presses another button. A woosh sound plays.}

ZIPPY: The Purple Power? What kind of nickname is that?

KOOKY: Haha, look at this guy! A comedian, isn't he?

{A laughing sound plays.}

ZIPPY: Does every sentence need a sound? Really?

{A donkey sound plays.}

'ZIPPY: Ugh.

KOOKY: Today on the show we're doin' something wacky! Every fifth caller to our show... gets a hundred dollars! But only--but only--if you share your biggest secret!

ZIPPY: Um, what?

{A phone rings.}

KOOKY: Oh! We've got our first caller!

WOMAN: Hel- hello?

KOOKY: Hello, you're the fifth caller! What's your name, sweetie?

WOMAN: EEEE! I'm being called a sweetie by Mean Green!

KOOKY: Yeah, yeah. Name, please?

WOMAN: Casey Harris!

KOOKY: Ooh! That's a nice name you've got. So anyhow, you want that hundred dollars?

CASEY: Yes yes yes!

KOOKY: Okay, then. Your big secret, honey!

CASEY: I... I, um... I stuff my bra!

KOOKY: Ooh, saucy! Come on down after the show for your hundred bucks!

CASEY: Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you thank you thank you!

KOOKY: Alright, baby, see you soon.

{Casey hangs up.}

ZIPPY: Wow, this is pretty cool!

KOOKY: Yeah, I know, man. Next caller!

MAN: Hello?

KOOKY: Alright, caller! You're the next fifth! Tell us a secret and you'll get some dough!

MAN: Oh, man! You rule! My biggest secret... I'm a closet homosexual!

KOOKY and ZIPPY: Woooooah!

{Kooky presses a button.}

VOICE: Oh. My. God.

KOOKY: Alright, name, please?

MAN: Frank!

KOOKY: Alright, Frank. Come on down to the studio for the hundreds after the show!

FRANK: Alright! You rule, Mean Green! Oh, and by the by?

KOOKY: Yeah?

FRANK: Keep on rockin', Purple Power!

ZIPPY: You too, Frank!

{Frank hangs up.}

KOOKY: Okay, after the music break we'll be having some ladies come down to the studio and get nude for cash!

{Kooky presses another button.}

VOICE: Heh-heh! Alright!

ZIPPY: And that's where I've gotta stop. It's been good, Mean Green!

KOOKY: Take care, take care.

{Zippy leaves the room.}

{Cut: Indy X9.}

ZIPPY: {typing} So there, Franz. I know Mean Green. {speaking} Now then, I've gotta get off to the studio. Do not want to miss that. Aufwiederseh'n!

{Zippy runs off.}

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