Zippy Emails/emails/31.5

Overview

Zippy Email 31^1/2: commercial

chhhhhhhhhampagne

Transcript

{Open: a fancy-looking restaurant. Claude is holding a bottle of champagne and Zippy is to his left. Zippy looks a bit... out of it.}

DIRECTOR: ... Action!

{Pause}

ZIPPY: {slurring} Was- was I s'pose do anything?

DIRECTOR: Hold on, cut-

{Beep.}

DIRECTOR: Take seven. Action!

ZIPPY: {falsetto, slurring, stumbling on words} Ahhhhh the French champagne... has always been celebrated for its... excellence! There's a New Hampshire champagne by Poulet de la Mer... inspired... by that same French excellence!

{Claude slowly lowers the bottle he holds and gains a look of confusion.}

ZIPPY: It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French... champagne... it's vintage dated... so Po-

DIRECTOR: Okay, cut-

{Beep.}

DIRECTOR: Take nine. Action!

ZIPPY: {slow, slurring, stumbling on words} MwaaaaaAAAAaaaah the French... champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a New Hamp-a-shire champagne by Poulet de la Mer... inspired by that same French excellence!

{Claude opens the bottle to find it empty.}

ZIPPY: It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne it's vintage... dated! So Poulet de la Mer's sup-

DIRECTOR: Cut, cut.

{Zippy starts chuckling.}

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