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Zippy Emails/emails/16
Transcript
{Open: Zippy's Bedroom.}
ZIPPY: {opens email} Zippy Emails are the best emails!
subject: Gramma SmammaLiame
From,
Backwards is e-mail this.
Zippy Dear,
ZIPPY: ... Huh. Somebody broke my email. Oh, whatever. I guess I'll just do something else.
{Cut: Zippy's Kitchen. Zippy walks in and makes a sandwich. He eats it and leaves.}
{Cut: Zippy's Kitchen. Zippy walks in and makes a sandwich. He eats it.}
ZIPPY: Huh. That's odd... didn't I just make a sandwich?
{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Zippy walks into the room.}
ZIPPY: Kooky, something's wrong.
KOOKY: Hm?
ZIPPY: Kooky, something's happening. It's like everything I've done today is happening again. Except it's all jumbled.
KOOKY: What... do you mean?
ZIPPY: I just ate the same sandwich two times in a row. Something's up.
KOOKY: Zippy... this might be a bit... unbelievable, but I think there's a temporal anomaly.
ZIPPY: A... what?
KOOKY: A temporal anomaly. A snag in the pantyhose of time, if you will.
ZIPPY: ... That's the best metaphor you can come up with?
KOOKY: That's not important. What's important is that we get this mess sorted out. Listen, I'll stay here and work on a solution. Can you leave me be for a bit?
ZIPPY: Sure.
{Zippy walks out of the room.}
{Open: Zippy's Bedroom.}
ZIPPY: {opens email} Zippy Emails are the best em- woah. Deja vu.
subject: Gramma SmammaLiame
From,
Backwards is e-mail this.
Zippy Dear,
ZIPPY: ... Huh. Somebody broke my email. Oh, whatever. I guess I'll just- hey. Something's up. I need to go see Kooky about this!
{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy walks in.}
ZIPPY: That's it for Zippy Emails. Tune in next time, folks!
{Cut: Zippy's Front Lawn. Zippy walks out and stretches. He walks across the street to Kooky's house.}
{Cut: Zippy's Kitchen. Zippy walks in and makes a sandwich. He eats it.}
ZIPPY: ... Come on.
Overview
Zippy Email #16: sdrawkcab
Season Premiere
Zippy checks an odd email.
CAST: Zippy, Kooky, Tracy
PLACES: Zippy's Bedroom, Zippy's Kitchen, Kooky's Lab, Zippy's Front Lawn
PAGE TITLE: ZCell?
ZIPPY: Alright, this is just getting stupid.
{Cut: Kooky's Lab.}
ZIPPY: Have you... {pants} have you figured it out yet, Kooks?
KOOKY: You look out of shape. What's up?
ZIPPY: I just ran over to your house five times in a row. Now do you know what's going on or not?
KOOKY: Alright, the problem is that something's shifting time around. If we can catch it we should be able to stop it.
ZIPPY: Can't we just... ask it to stop?
?????: Oh, you want me to stop?
{The fabric of spacetime ripples and Tracy teleports in.}
TRACY: Oh, sorry. I was just testing my reality-bending powers.
ZIPPY: Well... can you not do it here? I'm trying to answer an email!
TRACY: Alright, sorry.
{Tracy teleports out.}
KOOKY: Huh. So that's how you do it, huh?
ZIPPY: Looks like it.
{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy walks in.}
ZIPPY: That's it for Zippy Emails. For real. Tune in next time for something less... chaotic.
{Cut: Zippy's Kitchen. Zippy walks in and makes a sandwich. He eats it.}
ZIPPY: Stop it!
TRACY: Alright, geez!
