Zippy Emails/emails/15

Overview

Zippy Email #15: spam

Season Finale

Zippy gets a spam email.

CAST: Zippy, Kooky

PLACES: Zippy's Bedroom

PAGE TITLE: IndXeGH PP 4?

Transcript

{Open: the Indy X9.}

ZIPPY: {clicks email icon} Hey, Ziplandians! Let's check an email! Huzzah!

Subject: Spam, spam, SPAM!

Dear Zippy P. Latapus!
You have won a free pPod Nano!
Click here to win it!
Congrats,
Mr. Spam M. Onster

ZIPPY: ... what? {typing} Listen, Mr. Onster, I'd gladly take you up on your offer, but I'm currently in the middle of cleaning my RECYCLE BIN!

RECYCLE BIN'D!

ZIPPY: Ah-ha! That never gets old. Anyhow... next email!

subj: BUY ME

Dear Zippy,

ZIPPY: ... No.

RECYCLE BIN'D!

ZIPPY: Alright, one more for good measure.

subj: t

Dear Zippy,
12

ZIPPY: Woah... what? Can I... translate this?

running translator.exe

Translation:

VIRUS

ZIPPY: ... Yikes. That's not good.

{The computer pings.}

ZIPPY: What now?

subj: I WILL DESTROY YOU

I WILL DESTROY YOU
LOVE
THE EVISCERATOR

ZIPPY: What?

{The computer shuts off.}

ZIPPY: What's going on-

{Suddenly, a surge of electricity shoots through Zippy, sending him into the wall.}

ZIPPY: {getting up} Oof! Why, computer? Why?

{The computer starts shooting bolts of electricity at Zippy. Zippy quickly runs out of the room and out of the house.}

{Cut: the Bedroom, later. Kooky and Zippy are there. Kooky is examining the computer.}

KOOKY: ... Yep. Completely fried.

ZIPPY: What? No! I've had this computer since '98! I can't lose it now!

KOOKY: Zippy, I think that was the problem in the first place. Listen, I'll take this back to the lab and upgrade it. You're going to have to use something else in the meantime.

ZIPPY: Dang. Oh, well. I guess I'll use my cellphone!

KOOKY: There's thinking smart! I'll head back to the lab, see you later.

ZIPPY: See ya!

{Kooky takes the Indy and carries it out of the room. Zippy grabs his cellphone.}

ZIPPY: I guess it's you and me now, ZCell! To a new career!

{Zippy raises his ZCell into the air. Fanfare plays as an aura of light radiates around the cellphone.}

Click here to email Zippy!